Think About This :) - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

ttown · 08-25-2009, 11:09 AM

YOU KNOW, SADLY, THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And,they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the TenCommandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this--you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not CommitAdultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... it creates a hostile work environment.
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kiler be · 08-25-2009, 12:42 PM

Scary and sadly all true.

08-25-2009, 10:24 PM

LOL, sad but very true.

03BumbleBee · 08-25-2009, 10:34 PM

Thanks for posting, I needed a good laugh!

08-25-2009, 11:09 AM	#1
ttown Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 844	Think About This :) YOU KNOW, SADLY, THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE! Think about this: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments ------------------------------------------------------------------------ COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And,they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. ------------------ -- ---------------------------------------------------- THE 10 COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the TenCommandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this--you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not CommitAdultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... it creates a hostile work environment. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ __________________ 2003 Mach 1 Azure Blue 5 speed SAE-280RWHP 307RWTQ, A/F 13 Stock except K&N 2500miles DOB- 6/23/03 2004 Mach 1 Torch Red- Auto DOB - 4/14/04 Sold to son 2002 GT-Mineral Gray 5 speed UPR Blue Thunder Shifter

08-25-2009, 12:42 PM	#2
kiler be Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: culpeper va. Posts: 4,915	Re: Think About This :) Scary and sadly all true. __________________ 03 Zink Yellow Mach 1 65 Black on Black 2+2 ( owned since High School ) 56 F100 ( dad's truck ) 75 Maverick 6cyl, auto ( Mean Machine )

08-25-2009, 10:24 PM	#3
nikbait Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Think About This :) LOL, sad but very true.

08-25-2009, 10:34 PM	#4
03BumbleBee Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SunRiver Ca. Posts: 3,293	Re: Think About This :) Thanks for posting, I needed a good laugh! __________________ If we were all ugly, then we would all be good looking! Welcome to the Mach 1 Cafe! "Today's Special..Smoked Honda" Finally a member of 10,000 mile club!

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