Southern boyz won't say - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

G · 02-10-2007, 03:07 PM

I did a search and didn't find this in the first 10 pages so here ya go.

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN
BOY SAY:

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and yogurt instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a **** who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

G · 02-10-2007, 03:08 PM

Sorry if this is a repost but it gets confusing being on so many forums.

Steelhorse · 02-10-2007, 03:43 PM

Those were good.

BlackMach · 02-10-2007, 04:34 PM

Beat you to that already G, I posted the same thing a couple months ago.

DTMach1 · 02-10-2007, 06:14 PM

hahahahaha LOL at number 7!

JDraper · 02-10-2007, 06:27 PM

Lame..but had to do it...just for BlackMach..

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MASSACHUSETTS
BOY SAY:

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Republican history for 1000, Alex.
28. A college education isn’t everything.
27. Yeah, gimme a Bud.
26. We keep firearms in this house.
25. I don’t like the Kennedy’s
24. I’ve had a few too many, let’s avoid that bridge.
23. Global warming is overrated.
22. We're overtaxed.
21. Do you think my Mercedes is too expensive?
20. I'll have the biscuits and gravy instead of grapefruit and yogurt.
19. Honey, we don't need another spa membership.
18. Who gives a **** if Buffy got the vacation home in her divorce!
17. .Dad, I’m getting married to a Republican.
16. Too much walnut veneer detracts from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Nordstrom’s today.
14. No thanks, I’ll pass on the bean curds.
13. No Cappuccino for me, I’ll take Coffee.
12. The exhaust on that Suby is too big.
11.Wanna go 4 Wheelin’?
10. Sweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Gwendolyn Marie Kennedy, is registered at Wal-Mart.
8. I've got two cases of Bud for the Polo Match.
7. Whoo Hoo!!!
6. Nah, I’m gonna stay home and watch the race today..
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Growing Up Gotti" that we haven't seen.
4. Yale Sucks.
3. What’s Chappaquiddick?.
2. My favorite Nascar driver is…….
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

G · 02-10-2007, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackMach

Beat you to that already G, I posted the same thing a couple months ago.

I knew it was not new everywhere. A friend sent it to me yesterday. I hope it was funny both times.

G · 02-10-2007, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTMach1

hahahahaha LOL at number 7!

Yep, I thought it was funny too. I had a yankee tell me it was really about "chess".

G · 02-10-2007, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDraper

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Lame..but had to do it...just for BlackMach..

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MASSACHUSETTS
BOY SAY:

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Republican history for 1000, Alex.
28. A ....................................

Now that's a real improvement JD.

Steelhorse · 02-10-2007, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDraper

Lame..but had to do it...just for BlackMach..

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MASSACHUSETTS
BOY SAY:

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Republican history for 1000, Alex.
28. A college education isn’t everything.
27. Yeah, gimme a Bud.
26. We keep firearms in this house.
25. I don’t like the Kennedy’s
24. I’ve had a few too many, let’s avoid that bridge.
23. Global warming is overrated.
22. We're overtaxed.
21. Do you think my Mercedes is too expensive?
20. I'll have the biscuits and gravy instead of grapefruit and yogurt.
19. Honey, we don't need another spa membership.
18. Who gives a **** if Buffy got the vacation home in her divorce!
17. .Dad, I’m getting married to a Republican.
16. Too much walnut veneer detracts from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Nordstrom’s today.
14. No thanks, I’ll pass on the bean curds.
13. No Cappuccino for me, I’ll take Coffee.
12. The exhaust on that Suby is too big.
11.Wanna go 4 Wheelin’?
10. Sweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Gwendolyn Marie Kennedy, is registered at Wal-Mart.
8. I've got two cases of Bud for the Polo Match.
7. Whoo Hoo!!!
6. Nah, I’m gonna stay home and watch the race today..
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Growing Up Gotti" that we haven't seen.
4. Yale Sucks.
3. What’s Chappaquiddick?.
2. My favorite Nascar driver is…….
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!

Funny and clever!

JDraper · 02-10-2007, 07:47 PM

ahhhhh...I goofed it up...#7 should be Boogity, boogity, boogity.....

HotRod · 02-11-2007, 09:07 AM

Those are funny!!

Evil_Capri · 02-11-2007, 09:46 AM

LOL! Good stuff!

BlackMach · 02-11-2007, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDraper

Lame..but had to do it...just for BlackMach..

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MASSACHUSETTS
BOY SAY:

You know what would have made this joke even more funny? If I was actually a native Massachusetts resident...

JDraper · 02-11-2007, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackMach

You know what would have made this joke even more funny? If I was actually a native Massachusetts resident...

Ah well..ya live there so why not? Just havin' some fun.

BlackMach · 02-11-2007, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDraper

Ah well..ya live there so why not? Just havin' some fun.

No problem, I took it as a joke as well.

Believe me, you'd know if I took it personally...

Mach 1 Fireman · 02-11-2007, 12:09 PM

Heh, I represent that first one........the yankee one was funny too

G · 02-11-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackMach

No problem, I took it as a joke as well.

Believe me, you'd know if I took it personally...

When you posted the Southern stuff the first time, we took that as a joke. Otherwise we would have drunk up a bunch of moonshine, packed up the gunz, thrown on the white sheets, and with the critters in the back of the truck --- drove up to MA.

The South ain't like that no mo!!! :LAUGH: :LAUGH:

02-10-2007, 03:07 PM	#1
G Undocumented Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Enterprise, AL Posts: 15,828	Southern boyz won't say I did a search and didn't find this in the first 10 pages so here ya go. THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit and yogurt instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a ** who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 7. Checkmate 6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 4. I don't have a favorite college team. 3. You Guys. 2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae. 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving! __________________ _____________________________________________ 2003 Mach1 AB 5spd 2004 Mach1 TR 5spd (sold) 1933 Ford 3W Coupe (4.6 dohc Stack Injection) 2003 Cobra TR (sold) 2014 Mustang GT (Track Pack) in Black**

02-10-2007, 03:08 PM	#2
G Undocumented Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Enterprise, AL Posts: 15,828	Re: Southern boyz won't say Sorry if this is a repost but it gets confusing being on so many forums. __________________ _____________________________________________ 2003 Mach1 AB 5spd 2004 Mach1 TR 5spd (sold) 1933 Ford 3W Coupe (4.6 dohc Stack Injection) 2003 Cobra TR (sold) 2014 Mustang GT (Track Pack) in Black

02-10-2007, 03:43 PM	#3
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02-10-2007, 04:34 PM	#4
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02-10-2007, 06:14 PM	#5
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02-10-2007, 06:27 PM	#6
JDraper On Permanant Vacation Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: McVeytown, PA Posts: 5,015	Re: Southern boyz won't say Lame..but had to do it...just for BlackMach.. THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MASSACHUSETTS BOY SAY: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Republican history for 1000, Alex. 28. A college education isn’t everything. 27. Yeah, gimme a Bud. 26. We keep firearms in this house. 25. I don’t like the Kennedy’s 24. I’ve had a few too many, let’s avoid that bridge. 23. Global warming is overrated. 22. We're overtaxed. 21. Do you think my Mercedes is too expensive? 20. I'll have the biscuits and gravy instead of grapefruit and yogurt. 19. Honey, we don't need another spa membership. 18. Who gives a **** if Buffy got the vacation home in her divorce! 17. .Dad, I’m getting married to a Republican. 16. Too much walnut veneer detracts from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Nordstrom’s today. 14. No thanks, I’ll pass on the bean curds. 13. No Cappuccino for me, I’ll take Coffee. 12. The exhaust on that Suby is too big. 11.Wanna go 4 Wheelin’? 10. Sweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiance, Gwendolyn Marie Kennedy, is registered at Wal-Mart. 8. I've got two cases of Bud for the Polo Match. 7. Whoo Hoo!!! 6. Nah, I’m gonna stay home and watch the race today.. 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Growing Up Gotti" that we haven't seen. 4. Yale Sucks. 3. What’s Chappaquiddick?. 2. My favorite Nascar driver is……. 1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving! __________________ And then one day you find, 10 years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.. 18 Shelby GT 350 04 Mach 1 (Sold 9/1/2018 ) 18 Ford Explorer XLT 17 Mustang GT/CS Convertible 16 Fusion SE AWD Ecoboost 10 Fusion SE V6 66 289 Mustang Hardtop Restomod

02-10-2007, 07:47 PM	#11
JDraper On Permanant Vacation Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: McVeytown, PA Posts: 5,015	Re: Southern boyz won't say ahhhhh...I goofed it up...#7 should be Boogity, boogity, boogity..... __________________ And then one day you find, 10 years have got behind you, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.. 18 Shelby GT 350 04 Mach 1 (Sold 9/1/2018 ) 18 Ford Explorer XLT 17 Mustang GT/CS Convertible 16 Fusion SE AWD Ecoboost 10 Fusion SE V6 66 289 Mustang Hardtop Restomod

02-11-2007, 09:07 AM	#12
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02-11-2007, 09:46 AM	#13
Evil_Capri Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: There Posts: 639	Re: Southern boyz won't say LOL! Good stuff!

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Mach 1 Fireman I had a nice Mach 1 once. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Temple, Ga...... Posts: 1,614	Re: Southern boyz won't say Heh, I represent that first one........the yankee one was funny too

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