Ever had sex in your Mach? - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

69mach03 · 04-01-2003, 09:45 PM

Ever had sex in your Mach?

Answer the poll and post your experiences! :LAUGH:

Mustang Matt · 04-01-2003, 09:53 PM

Vance, dude, I was kidding. :LAUGH: You really didn't have to post this.

I'm going to take the 5th on this one. But I haven't completely broken it in yet so...

Mustang Matt · 04-01-2003, 10:08 PM

man, look at the hits this thread is getting

Lets keep this clean so it won't be deleted.

TX MACH 1 · 04-01-2003, 10:17 PM

Hahahaha
~Erin

N20D5OH · 04-01-2003, 10:19 PM

I think it would be kind of tough to do seeing as the seats don't fold all the way down. Don't get me wrong, I could do it, but I'm not a teenager anymore and I actually have a bed I can do it in and not have to worry about my Mom walking in.

Verk · 04-01-2003, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by 69mach03
Ever had sex in your Mach?

Answer the poll and post your experiences! :LAUGH:

Is it just me or is this poll thing starting to get out of hand? I can't wait to see what is next.

Mustang Matt · 04-01-2003, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Verk
Is it just me or is this poll thing starting to get out of hand? I can't wait to see what is next.

haha, that's the point

Sodbuster · 04-02-2003, 08:51 AM

Blowing the doors off of a Trans Am was better than sex....ok not quite !!
Hey Mustang Matt, love your avatar !!!

Mustang Matt · 04-02-2003, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Sodbuster

Hey Mustang Matt, love your avatar !!!

I thought our Arizona members might like it

Ever since the D'backs beat the NY in the '01 World Series, I been a huge d'backs fan. Yes it does have something to do with the fact that my gf likes NY. :LAUGH:

Rollin929 · 04-02-2003, 12:12 PM

Well all I have to say is that leather is slippery when wet!

Jc'S MaCh 1 · 04-02-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by N20D5OH
I think it would be kind of tough to do seeing as the seats don't fold all the way down. Don't get me wrong, I could do it, but I'm not a teenager anymore and I actually have a bed I can do it in and not have to worry about my Mom walking in.

Now you have a lock on your door??

N20D5OH · 04-02-2003, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Jc'S MaCh 1
Now you have a lock on your door??

wdwrdcrzr · 04-02-2003, 01:39 PM

On the Hood! Why do you think they call it a "SHAKER" anyways?

MustangNut · 04-02-2003, 02:19 PM

Every time I take my Mach out for a spin...

Heck, it may be even BETTER than sex!

:LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH:

CrissyCobra · 04-02-2003, 02:44 PM

I tell everyone it's an orgasm on wheels!

can_it_da · 04-02-2003, 08:47 PM

F DAT HIZZY FO SHIZZY!!!! if i want to sex it up i'll take out the 03 malibu or something i aint never going to take out my mach....when ever i get one....

MustangNut · 04-03-2003, 08:08 AM

Forgedaboutit! The only sex you're gonna get in a Malibu is Ol'
Lady Five Fingers. There ain't NOTHIN' sexy about a late-model
bubble car.

Mustang Matt · 04-03-2003, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MustangNut
Forgedaboutit! The only sex you're gonna get in a Malibu is Ol'
Lady Five Fingers. There ain't NOTHIN' sexy about a late-model
bubble car.

:LAUGH: hahaha, oh man, thats a good one
I agree, 'Palmala' is all your going to get in that thing.

gotmach · 04-03-2003, 09:38 PM

Sex? whats that? Oh yea been married 18 years. Thank god for the mach..

Walt · 04-04-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Verk
Is it just me or is this poll thing starting to get out of hand?

Speaking of hands, are we talking about solitary sex, or sex with a partner in this poll?

MustangNut · 04-04-2003, 02:10 PM

Depends on what you're drivin'...

Mach 1 = sex with a partner (of the oposite sex!)
Chevy = nothing... nada (solitary, if you get lucky!)

badjoey · 04-05-2003, 09:47 AM

can't convince the girlfriend that folding down the rear seats will give us enough room to romp as long as our heads are in the trunk

305PNYS · 04-05-2003, 10:36 AM

Ok, those of you responding yes...you were either alone or parked somewhere where you could have all the doors and the trunk open. OR....

1: your significant other is a midget

2: you've hooked up with a woman with detachable arms and legs and a head that flips back like a Pez dispenser.

I don't think it would technically count if the only body parts actually IN the car are her head and shoulders. If you remember, the Ex Pres made it historical fact that certain activities don't technically count as sex.

badjoey · 04-05-2003, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by LadyStangLover

2: you've hooked up with a woman with detachable arms and legs and a head that flips back like a Pez dispenser.

that doesn't sound like much fun at all

305PNYS · 04-05-2003, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by badjoey
that doesn't sound like much fun at all

:p

:p

Nope.

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04-01-2003, 09:45 PM	#1
69mach03 Modular Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Georgetown, DE Posts: 1,786	Ever had sex in your Mach? Ever had sex in your Mach? Answer the poll and post your experiences! :LAUGH: __________________ 1994 Crystal White SVT Cobra (11.35 @ 117) - 1.54 - 2960 lbs Stock 5.0 shortblock, AFR 165, AFM N41, Edelbrock Performer RPM Air-Gap, Holley HP 750 PA C-4, ATI 8" Converter, Team Z K-Member, 4.10s, Slicks, S&W Chromoly 8-pt 2002 HD F150 - Daily Driver / Tow Vehicle - 14.20 @ 95 - 5495 lbs

04-01-2003, 09:53 PM	#2
Mustang Matt speed freak Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Wilmington, NC Posts: 904	Vance, dude, I was kidding. :LAUGH: You really didn't have to post this. I'm going to take the 5th on this one. But I haven't completely broken it in yet so... __________________ Azure Blue - 5speed stock for now

04-01-2003, 10:08 PM	#3
Mustang Matt speed freak Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Wilmington, NC Posts: 904	man, look at the hits this thread is getting Lets keep this clean so it won't be deleted. __________________ Azure Blue - 5speed stock for now

04-01-2003, 10:17 PM	#4
TX MACH 1 Baby Haulin' Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Leander, TX Posts: 1,758	Hahahaha ~Erin __________________ Erin \| 2006 Trailblazer SS \| aka Baby Hauler Looking for another Mustang \| This thing ain't cuttin' it!!

04-01-2003, 10:19 PM	#5
N20D5OH Got Mach? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 228	I think it would be kind of tough to do seeing as the seats don't fold all the way down. Don't get me wrong, I could do it, but I'm not a teenager anymore and I actually have a bed I can do it in and not have to worry about my Mom walking in. __________________ Chris '03 Mach 1 Dyno #'s 281/301 - Dynojet - Bone Stock Best E/T 13.26 @ 104 - 1.95 60 ft. Bone Stock Best E/T with Mods 12.90 @ 107.5 - 1.94 60 ft.

04-02-2003, 08:51 AM	#8
Sodbuster Road racer wannabe Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 882	Sex??? Blowing the doors off of a Trans Am was better than sex....ok not quite !! Hey Mustang Matt, love your avatar !!! __________________ 2003 DSG 5 speed w/ IUP Performance mods : Flowmaster Delta 40's H and R SS springs Tokico Illuminas MM c and c plates Bridgestone Potenza's (4th set of tires ) Hawk pads K and N CAI MM full length sub frame connectors FRPP 4.10 gears Diablo Predator tune

04-02-2003, 12:12 PM	#10
Rollin929 Still smiling! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 195	wtf? Well all I have to say is that leather is slippery when wet! __________________ Mac Cat back, mac hipe. K&N filter, Ford Performance 3:7:3 gears.thats it for now! VIN: 344970 Past Mustangs;1974 Mustang, 1977 Mustang II, 1990 Mustang LX 5.0, 1995 Mustang Coupe http://www.speedpassion.com/ http://www.austinareastangs.com/ Current rides; 2000 Honda CBR929rr, 2003 Mitishibushi Galant GTZ 2003, OH YEAH also a 2003 Mustang Mach 1

04-02-2003, 01:39 PM	#13
wdwrdcrzr Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Detroit Posts: 1,476	On the hood On the Hood! Why do you think they call it a "SHAKER" anyways? __________________ US-10 13.2 bone stock

04-02-2003, 02:19 PM	#14
MustangNut Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mason, Ohio Posts: 100	Every time I take my Mach out for a spin... Heck, it may be even BETTER than sex! :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: :LAUGH: __________________ MustangNut ---------------------------- '03 Mach 1 Zinc Yellow Hurst Billet Plus CDC Honeycomb Panels Kustom Machine Center Caps Graphics Express '281' Hood Stripes FordPower.net Replacement Side Stripes

04-02-2003, 02:44 PM	#15
CrissyCobra Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Dayton, OH Posts: 898	I tell everyone it's an orgasm on wheels! __________________ CrissyCobra 2003 Mach1 Zinc Yellow Well behaved women rarely make history!

04-02-2003, 08:47 PM	#16
can_it_da Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 5	F DAT HIZZY FO SHIZZY!!!! if i want to sex it up i'll take out the 03 malibu or something i aint never going to take out my mach....when ever i get one....

04-03-2003, 08:08 AM	#17
MustangNut Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mason, Ohio Posts: 100	Forgedaboutit! The only sex you're gonna get in a Malibu is Ol' Lady Five Fingers. There ain't NOTHIN' sexy about a late-model bubble car. __________________ MustangNut ---------------------------- '03 Mach 1 Zinc Yellow Hurst Billet Plus CDC Honeycomb Panels Kustom Machine Center Caps Graphics Express '281' Hood Stripes FordPower.net Replacement Side Stripes

04-03-2003, 09:38 PM	#19
gotmach Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lynchburg Va. Posts: 2,046	Sex? whats that? Oh yea been married 18 years. Thank god for the mach.. __________________ GOT MACH ? "does your body good"

04-04-2003, 02:10 PM	#21
MustangNut Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mason, Ohio Posts: 100	Depends on what you're drivin'... Mach 1 = sex with a partner (of the oposite sex!) Chevy = nothing... nada (solitary, if you get lucky!) __________________ MustangNut ---------------------------- '03 Mach 1 Zinc Yellow Hurst Billet Plus CDC Honeycomb Panels Kustom Machine Center Caps Graphics Express '281' Hood Stripes FordPower.net Replacement Side Stripes

04-05-2003, 09:47 AM	#22
badjoey former mach1 owner Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: bradford,pa Posts: 2,495	can't convince the girlfriend that folding down the rear seats will give us enough room to romp as long as our heads are in the trunk

04-05-2003, 10:36 AM	#23
305PNYS Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: SF Bay Area CA Posts: 378	Ok, those of you responding yes...you were either alone or parked somewhere where you could have all the doors and the trunk open. OR.... 1: your significant other is a midget 2: you've hooked up with a woman with detachable arms and legs and a head that flips back like a Pez dispenser. I don't think it would technically count if the only body parts actually IN the car are her head and shoulders. If you remember, the Ex Pres made it historical fact that certain activities don't technically count as sex.

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