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04dsgMACHONE · 09-25-2010, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny

Your a ricer if you have a dang stuffed toy hanging from your rear bumper...... the toy is alwyas dirty or black from all the smoke coming out of their exhaust and they always try to match the toy with their car ex. red car elmo, yellow car big bird i think you guys get the point. Not sure if anybody else has seen them but in AZ all the ricers have them maybe they think it gives them 10 hp increase

That's crazy at school some civic had one hanging off his rear bumper and I was just like wtf. First one I've ever seen with that though.

03BumbleBee · 09-26-2010, 02:12 PM

Our Mach's lug nuts have more torque than your Honda!

halemach1 · 09-30-2010, 01:58 PM

if you fry you clutch, holding your parking break, wile trying to show off in front of some fat cix!!!!!

Con's Mach1 · 09-30-2010, 04:11 PM

IF....your Subwoofer is as loud as your Fart Box muffler.

Mikestang · 09-30-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by KiDD

My black car is Auto and has a Tach in it... Hmm I think just about every
car I have seen at the track with a Auto has a tach in it...

I would also say my old SRT 4 smoked the crap out of my Mach 1 Though my Mach has no performance mods... Keep bashing but some 4 bangers are fast...

A ten second neon is like comming out of the closet
sure alot of people are suprised but in the end...

your still gay

punishermach · 10-01-2010, 04:32 AM

These are all real life encounters with ricers. you might be a ricer if you actually have a fast import but it only stays together for one run.

you might be a ricer if your complaining about not being able to hook up all that 16sec torq.

you might be a ricer if you have an awd import and wont run from a dig.

you might be a ricer if you think hitting the rev limiter while racing helps out your et

you might be a ricer if you cant tel when the mustang or F body your racing is on or off the throttle and you think your yankin him hard.

you might be a ricer if you think the only difference between a mach and a 2v GT is internals

you might be a ricer if you lose a race and use the excuse my motor was Hydrolocked

you might be a ricer if you get beat by a mach and then ask the guy in the mach Did i really yank you that Hard?

you might be a ricer if you dont race your own car

you might be a ricer if you belive that your awd 11sec evo is at a disadvatage against a 12sec Fbody or Mach with drag radials.

you might be a ricer if you wheelhop all of first gear and think you launch good.

you might be a ricer if your playin the fast and furious soundtrack at the parkinlot.

you might be a ricer if you think installing a air foil is like doin gears

you might be a ricer if your girlfriend makes excuses for you losing the race

you might be a ricer if u think a mach 1 is a Gt with a stripe and a scoop

you might be a ricer if you think a supercharger only adds topend performance

you might be a ricer if you think your stock civic si can beat a bolt on mach

you might be a ricer if you think changing spark plugs gives you 30hp

you might be a ricer if you add a 100shot of nitrous and still cant beat the slowest v 8 in the group

big green · 10-01-2010, 07:11 PM

LMAO!!!! Spot on punisher!!!

Con's Mach1 · 10-01-2010, 07:44 PM

Well versed PUNISHER. Wish that could all fit on a T-shirt.

punishermach · 10-01-2010, 10:50 PM

[QUOTE=Con's Mach1;1322635]Well versed PUNISHER. Wish that could all fit on a T-shirt.

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LOL thank you sir.

punishermach · 10-02-2010, 05:14 AM

u might be a ricer if you try and hang out with the v8s in hopes of being fast by association

u might be a ricer if your kill list stems from hours upon hours of Forza 3

u might be a ricer if all the cars you say you have beaten are cars nobody has ever seen or herd of

u might be a ricer if you come to race with at least 10 prepared excuses. ther like american express you never leave home with out them.

u might be a ricer if your sponsored by Uncle Bens

big green · 10-02-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by punishermach

u might be a ricer if all the cars you say you have beaten are cars nobody has ever seen or herd of

Dam so true!

You might be a ricer if you see a car at the track run 8.5@98mph letting off at the 8th and you think you can give him a run on the street because you trap 104

punishermach · 10-02-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by big green

Dam so true!

You might be a ricer if you see a car at the track run 8.5@98mph letting off at the 8th and you think you can give him a run on the street because you trap 104

omg thats awsom and so true

big green · 10-03-2010, 09:29 PM

You might be a ricer if you state how you can't stand guys talking about beating cars they haven't and you may as well be talking about yourself

Just happened yesterday btw.......

japan4racing · 10-03-2010, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by punishermach

you might be a ricer if your complaining about not being able to hook up all that 16sec torq.

Does a 16 second car ever spin? im pretty sure you can count on a 16 second car to always cut 2.4 60's and dead hook everytime...but thats just a guess...all my hondas ran much faster than that.

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Originally Posted by punishermach

you might be a ricer if you lose a race and use the excuse my motor was Hydrolocked

or you may not know what hydrolocked is...do you have the dumbest ricers ever in your area?

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Originally Posted by punishermach

you might be a ricer if you dont race your own car

see it all the time on the domestic side as well....just saying

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Originally Posted by punishermach

you might be a ricer if you wheelhop all of first gear and think you launch good.

or you might have an 03/04 cobra or other irs car

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Originally Posted by punishermach

you might be a ricer if u think a mach 1 is a Gt with a stripe and a scoop

thats all it is right?

punishermach · 10-03-2010, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by japan4racing

Does a 16 second car ever spin? im pretty sure you can count on a 16 second car to always cut 2.4 60's and dead hook everytime...but thats just a guess...all my hondas ran much faster than that.

or you may not know what hydrolocked is...do you have the dumbest ricers ever in your area?

see it all the time on the domestic side as well....just saying

or you might have an 03/04 cobra or other irs car

thats all it is right?

first of all that 16sec torq thing jus happend to me at the trak,so maybe you need to hop in ur honda and teach that guy how to dead hook all that torq.

i know wut hydrolocked is and that too was an excuse used to me after i beat him.

i know that not driving your own car happens in all import and domestic, but this thread is not called you might be a domestic racer if, but ive seen it more on the import side.

again the wheelhoppin first gear and thinkin they launch goodcomment,well that too is a personal encounter im jus sayin i havent had a vette or a cobra wheel hop out of the hole and consider it to be an awsom launch so ther ya go.

punishermach · 10-03-2010, 10:12 PM

You might be a ricer if you get pissed off at this thread

japan4racing · 10-03-2010, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by punishermach

first of all that 16sec torq thing jus happend to me at the trak,so maybe you need to hop in ur honda and teach that guy how to dead hook all that torq.

Whoa killer! I think you took my posts all wrong. Im not doubting that was an excuse you heard....just saying I dont think a 16 second car has issues hooking. If they do have that issue they need to learn how to launch properly! And I dont have a honda anymore...but if I did I could teach a thing or 2 to some of the guys on this site about "ricers"!

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Originally Posted by punishermach

i know wut hydrolocked is and that too was an excuse used to me after i beat him.

I was saying maybe the ricer does not know what hydrolocked is...not that you never heard that excuse!

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Originally Posted by punishermach

i know that not driving your own car happens in all import and domestic, but this thread is not called you might be a domestic racer if, but ive seen it more on the import side.

totally agree..again I think you got my posts the wrong way...Im agreeing with you and adding some input

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Originally Posted by punishermach

again the wheelhoppin first gear and thinkin they launch goodcomment,well that too is a personal encounter im jus sayin i havent had a vette or a cobra wheel hop out of the hole and consider it to be an awsom launch so ther ya go.

Wow...you really took the whole post I made absolutely wrong...again, I was agreeing with you but making a joke about irs cars

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Originally Posted by punishermach

You might be a ricer if you get pissed off at this thread

And it seems like you did...lol...chill bro! Dont take stabs at me!

punishermach · 10-04-2010, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by japan4racing

Whoa killer! I think you took my posts all wrong. Im not doubting that was an excuse you heard....just saying I dont think a 16 second car has issues hooking. If they do have that issue they need to learn how to launch properly! And I dont have a honda anymore...but if I did I could teach a thing or 2 to some of the guys on this site about "ricers"!

I was saying maybe the ricer does not know what hydrolocked is...not that you never heard that excuse!

totally agree..again I think you got my posts the wrong way...Im agreeing with you and adding some input

Wow...you really took the whole post I made absolutely wrong...again, I was agreeing with you but making a joke about irs cars

And it seems like you did...lol...chill bro! Dont take stabs at me!

no i didnt get pissed, but i thot it was funny that someone would seemingly get offended by the post and the fun we wer having with this thread. Now that you explained your post,then yea i took some of it wrong,but you hav to admitt it wasnt as clear as it could hav been. But hey i can admitt when i mess up but its all good and for future post its really hard to tell when someone is joking or in this case hard to tell when someone is trying to agree with me or anyone else if they dont come right out and say it.
ps the only reason for the stabs cause it seemed like you took stabs at me,so you see how things can get misunderstood through a post lol

japan4racing · 10-04-2010, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by punishermach

no i didnt get pissed, but i thot it was funny that someone would seemingly get offended by the post and the fun we wer having with this thread. Now that you explained your post,then yea i took some of it wrong,but you hav to admitt it wasnt as clear as it could hav been. But hey i can admitt when i mess up but its all good and for future post its really hard to tell when someone is joking or in this case hard to tell when someone is trying to agree with me or anyone else if they dont come right out and say it.
ps the only reason for the stabs cause it seemed like you took stabs at me,so you see how things can get misunderstood through a post lol

no doubt man..its all good

punishermach · 10-04-2010, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by japan4racing

no doubt man..its all good

Cool:ORANGE:

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10-01-2010, 04:32 AM	#56
punishermach Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 906	Re: You might be an import racer if.... These are all real life encounters with ricers. you might be a ricer if you actually have a fast import but it only stays together for one run. you might be a ricer if your complaining about not being able to hook up all that 16sec torq. you might be a ricer if you have an awd import and wont run from a dig. you might be a ricer if you think hitting the rev limiter while racing helps out your et you might be a ricer if you cant tel when the mustang or F body your racing is on or off the throttle and you think your yankin him hard. you might be a ricer if you think the only difference between a mach and a 2v GT is internals you might be a ricer if you lose a race and use the excuse my motor was Hydrolocked you might be a ricer if you get beat by a mach and then ask the guy in the mach Did i really yank you that Hard? you might be a ricer if you dont race your own car you might be a ricer if you belive that your awd 11sec evo is at a disadvatage against a 12sec Fbody or Mach with drag radials. you might be a ricer if you wheelhop all of first gear and think you launch good. you might be a ricer if your playin the fast and furious soundtrack at the parkinlot. you might be a ricer if you think installing a air foil is like doin gears you might be a ricer if your girlfriend makes excuses for you losing the race you might be a ricer if u think a mach 1 is a Gt with a stripe and a scoop you might be a ricer if you think a supercharger only adds topend performance you might be a ricer if you think your stock civic si can beat a bolt on mach you might be a ricer if you think changing spark plugs gives you 30hp you might be a ricer if you add a 100shot of nitrous and still cant beat the slowest v 8 in the group

10-01-2010, 07:11 PM	#57
big green Registered User Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 107	Re: You might be an import racer if.... LMAO!!!! Spot on punisher!!!

10-01-2010, 07:44 PM	#58
Con's Mach1 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Acworth, Georgia Posts: 2,564	Re: You might be an import racer if.... Well versed PUNISHER. Wish that could all fit on a T-shirt.

10-01-2010, 10:50 PM	#59
punishermach Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 906	Re: You might be an import racer if.... [QUOTE=Con's Mach1;1322635]Well versed PUNISHER. Wish that could all fit on a T-shirt.[/ LOL thank you sir.

10-02-2010, 05:14 AM	#60
punishermach Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 906	Re: You might be an import racer if.... u might be a ricer if you try and hang out with the v8s in hopes of being fast by association u might be a ricer if your kill list stems from hours upon hours of Forza 3 u might be a ricer if all the cars you say you have beaten are cars nobody has ever seen or herd of u might be a ricer if you come to race with at least 10 prepared excuses. ther like american express you never leave home with out them. u might be a ricer if your sponsored by Uncle Bens

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big green Registered User Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 107	Re: You might be an import racer if.... You might be a ricer if you state how you can't stand guys talking about beating cars they haven't and you may as well be talking about yourself Just happened yesterday btw.......

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