Off topic post - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

WhiteTXMach · 11-03-2003, 05:53 PM

I pulled this off the SVT boards, alot have probably seen it before

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door! I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is. I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop me from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude. I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"

"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

jiggajay304 · 11-03-2003, 06:13 PM

Amen!

falcongtho3 · 11-03-2003, 06:15 PM

I bow to the originator of this document!
I find that common sense isn't all that common.
The law will stand behind you for wearing a political statement on a shirt in a public school, as long as the words 'God' or 'Jesus' don't appear.
It's OK to rewrite history to make up for past 'offenses' that were not comitted by anyone living at this point in time, especially if there is restitution involved being given to people who were not alive when any of this occurred.
"Wet Paint" signs mean just that!
"Cobra Jet" emblems are OK on '03/'04 Mach 1 shakers. (Boy, that should stir things up!)

TommyT · 11-03-2003, 06:41 PM

Can I get an Amen? That soliloquy has brought a tear to my eye. Great stuff.

1 BULLITT · 11-03-2003, 06:43 PM

You can tell that guy is not running for office.

Bill Hamilton · 11-03-2003, 06:49 PM

Seems like George Carlin the comic did that several years ago during the last Presidental administration. :THUMBSUP:

TommyT · 11-03-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1 BULLITT
You can tell that guy is not running for office.

I don't know what makes you think that.

WhiteLightnin' · 11-03-2003, 09:44 PM

Man, who peed in that guy's Cheerios? Sounds like someone's waaaaay too uptight!

Twister Special · 11-03-2003, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by falcongtho3
I bow to the originator of this document!
I find that common sense isn't all that common.
The law will stand behind you for wearing a political statement on a shirt in a public school, as long as the words 'God' or 'Jesus' don't appear.
It's OK to rewrite history to make up for past 'offenses' that were not comitted by anyone living at this point in time, especially if there is restitution involved being given to people who were not alive when any of this occurred.
"Wet Paint" signs mean just that!
"Cobra Jet" emblems are OK on '03/'04 Mach 1 shakers. (Boy, that should stir things up!)

amen to the original document and amen to this addition.

Mach 1 (boom) · 11-03-2003, 10:47 PM

My great great great great grandfather spoke Cherokee......

Thats all i got to say bout that

Swweetness · 11-04-2003, 10:02 AM

Another AMEN here. I'm not prejudiced, I just dislike anyone who feels they are owed something from everyone else due to ethnic background or because of circumstances that have put them "behind the norm". How long do we have to pay for things that happenned in the past? Just my .02.

killer55 · 11-04-2003, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mach 1 (boom)
My great great great great grandfather spoke Cherokee...... Thats all i got to say bout that

Mach1(boom) I'm with you.

My Great Grandfather was a Cherokee Translator in Westville I.T. (now Okla) for the General Merchantile and if my Grandmother was not so chastized for speaking their Native Language in school it would have been passed along like most all of the foreign languages that the immigrants brought to this land.

I'll give you Three guesses who was doing the chastizing.:!!:
and the first Two don't count.

03 DOHC Mach · 11-05-2003, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 1 BULLITT
You can tell that guy is not running for office.

I'd vote for him!

Mach1Smutty · 11-05-2003, 01:25 PM

Amen, Amen, and Amen to that. It is soooooo beautiful. I agree 100% and if that man was running for office he would definitely get my friggin vote. I could not have said that any better. I have already printed it off and it is hanging in my office for everyone to view and read. Who knows, I might just frame it.

03 DSG Mach1
Densecharger CAI

Mach1 EH · 11-12-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 03 DOHC Mach
I'd vote for him!

If only I could vote for him I would as well.
Yep, written how MANY of us feel. :THUMBSUP:
This PC world has gone too far.
It is time for the pendulum to swing back down.

Hope to meet y'all in Nashville in April, let's have a brew...

Mister L · 11-23-2003, 09:49 PM

Very well put and covers all the bases! I think I will print it too

Schaner78 · 11-24-2003, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Seems like George Carlin the comic did that several years ago during the last Presidental administration

It was him, I was just listening to his CD at work today!
Also, I do believe that some statements should hold true to all, but politics are all the same... who has the most money to buy the votes!

11-03-2003, 05:53 PM	#1
WhiteTXMach 300+ N/A rwhp Club Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Austin TX Posts: 642	Off topic post I pulled this off the SVT boards, alot have probably seen it before I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door! I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability. I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately! I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is. I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop me from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude. I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you. It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!" "I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries! I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

11-03-2003, 06:15 PM	#3
falcongtho3 Moderating at Mach 1 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Baton Rouge, La. Posts: 16,274	I bow to the originator of this document! I find that common sense isn't all that common. The law will stand behind you for wearing a political statement on a shirt in a public school, as long as the words 'God' or 'Jesus' don't appear. It's OK to rewrite history to make up for past 'offenses' that were not comitted by anyone living at this point in time, especially if there is restitution involved being given to people who were not alive when any of this occurred. "Wet Paint" signs mean just that! "Cobra Jet" emblems are OK on '03/'04 Mach 1 shakers. (Boy, that should stir things up!) __________________ Krewe de la Mach Rouge #340804 13th Mach 1 built 11/07/02 Build Date 12/13/02 Delivery

11-03-2003, 06:41 PM	#4
TommyT Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Staten Island, NY Posts: 62	Can I get an Amen? That soliloquy has brought a tear to my eye. Great stuff. __________________ 2003 Azure Blue 5 speed with IUP.

11-03-2003, 06:43 PM	#5
1 BULLITT Shelby-Mach1-Boss-Bullitt Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gainesville, Florida Posts: 557	You can tell that guy is not running for office. __________________ George T Mach 1 (1 of 1611, Black) traded BULLITT GT #2552 (Dark Highland Green) 02 GT vert (True Blue) '04 Cobra Coupe (MystiChrome) Past GTs: 68,82,88,99,00se,02

11-03-2003, 06:49 PM	#6
Bill Hamilton Mustang owner since 1970 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charleston,SC Posts: 6,248	Seems like George Carlin the comic did that several years ago during the last Presidental administration. :THUMBSUP: __________________ Bill SUPPORTING MEMBER USAF Retired My 1970 Mach 2003 Ford Mustang Mach I---Black w/5-speed --- gone but not forgotten 2011 Shelby GT-500 --- Ingot Silver Metallic and 6-speed (Sold and Now Terrorizing the residents of New Zealand) 1970 Ford Mustang Mach 1---White w/351C-4v Shaker Hood scoop and T-5 tranny 2014 Shelby GT-500 --- White/red stripes and 6-speed 2019 Mustang Convertible Premium Package w/automatic ___________________

11-03-2003, 06:13 PM	#2
jiggajay304 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Plano, TX Posts: 349	Amen!

11-03-2003, 09:44 PM	#8
WhiteLightnin' Mach On! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Albuqerque, NM Posts: 260	Man, who peed in that guy's Cheerios? Sounds like someone's waaaaay too uptight! __________________ 2003 Mach 1 Oxford White, IUP, 5-speed Born: July 16, 2003 VIN #445462 K&N Aircharger Raised Shaker Shock Tower Covers TX license plate: MACH ON

11-03-2003, 10:47 PM	#10
Mach 1 (boom) Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tulsa Posts: 97	My great great great great grandfather spoke Cherokee...... Thats all i got to say bout that __________________ 67 coupe 289(306) sleeper deluxe 73 Torino 351c(4v)(put 350,000 miles on her finally had to put her down ) 74 Mustang II(totaled on freeway hit retaining wall at 70) 02 GT(gave up for Mach) Azure blue 390532

11-04-2003, 10:02 AM	#11
Swweetness Ford is my middle name!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Glendive, MT Posts: 205	Another AMEN here. I'm not prejudiced, I just dislike anyone who feels they are owed something from everyone else due to ethnic background or because of circumstances that have put them "behind the norm". How long do we have to pay for things that happenned in the past? Just my .02. __________________ 2003 Torch Red, 5spd, IUP Built 07/16/03 Delivered 08/01/03 3rd Stang - Slightly Modified 1968 Torino GT 390/Auto 1968 Torino GT 289/Auto 1996 Taurus

11-05-2003, 01:25 PM	#14
Mach1Smutty Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Marietta, OH Posts: 57	Amen, Amen, and Amen to that. It is soooooo beautiful. I agree 100% and if that man was running for office he would definitely get my friggin vote. I could not have said that any better. I have already printed it off and it is hanging in my office for everyone to view and read. Who knows, I might just frame it. 03 DSG Mach1 Densecharger CAI

11-23-2003, 09:49 PM	#16
Mister L Don't squeeze the Charmin Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: OKC, OK Posts: 1,036	Amen Here! Very well put and covers all the bases! I think I will print it too __________________ Mister L 03 Black 6-speed

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