Careful with those turkey fryers! - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

birdman941 · 11-22-2011, 09:13 PM

Azure Blurr · 11-22-2011, 09:24 PM

I'm sensing some sarcasm.
I guess its good for a n00b but any dipshit with half a brain should know that "partially frozen" anything and hot oil will cause a "flash".
Just know WTF you are doing prior to doing it.

Explosive · 11-22-2011, 11:34 PM

I didn't realize how fast that can go up.

mmmmmmmm turkey.

birdman941 · 11-22-2011, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azure Blurr

I'm sensing some sarcasm.
I guess its good for a n00b but any dipshit with half a brain should know that "partially frozen" anything and hot oil will cause a "flash".
Just know WTF you are doing prior to doing it.

There are a lot of dipshiites in the US, I would go further but I don't to get on any community organizer's watch list.

I do turkey the old fashioned way, in the oven
Stuffed, lots of butter in pockets cut into the meat,
a stick of butter on each side of the bird in the pan,
foil covered until the last 1/2 hour.
Falls off the bone, never dry.

Thunderbolt · 11-23-2011, 12:03 AM

My sister made a deep fried turkey one year. It was delicious.

Azure Blurr · 11-23-2011, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdman941

There are a lot of dipshiites in the US, I would go further but I don't to get on any community organizer's watch list.

I did one Monday for our luncheon at work. Did it in the oven.
Thursday's bird will be in the peanut oil!

My suggestion to anyone wishing to do a bird in a fryer is to dip the bird in the oil prior to heating the oil to gauge your oil depth if you have no idea. It will still bubble up so leave room for "expansion".
That bird has water content, boiling oil and water don't get along real well. Use caution!

03mach1 · 11-23-2011, 10:44 AM

A guy on the local news tripped over a cord or something in the driveway and toppled his fryer and got 3rd degree burns on his leg and foot.....

Mach351 · 11-23-2011, 11:44 AM

03SHKR · 11-23-2011, 12:24 PM

You see that in the news every year...

I have a pellet smoker. I'm gonna smoke our turkey this year.

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11-22-2011, 09:24 PM	#2
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11-22-2011, 11:34 PM	#3
Explosive Registered User Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Michigan Posts: 876	Re: Careful with those turkey fryers! I didn't realize how fast that can go up. mmmmmmmm turkey.

11-23-2011, 12:03 AM	#5
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11-23-2011, 10:44 AM	#7
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11-23-2011, 12:24 PM	#9
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