Subject: Boy at the nude beach (joke) - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

Bill Hamilton · 05-05-2011, 10:07 AM

A little something to take our minds off OBL death photos debate and rising gas prices (pun intended).

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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is' Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.'

04azuremach · 05-05-2011, 10:29 AM

03BumbleBee · 05-05-2011, 08:51 PM

Bill, do you frequent that beach in your Shelby? Just to see all those silly woman.

Bill Hamilton · 05-05-2011, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 03BumbleBee

Bill, do you frequent that beach in your Shelby? Just to see all those silly woman.

... yes and I admit, I'm usually the dumbest guy there.

03BumbleBee · 05-05-2011, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Hamilton

... yes and I admit, I'm usually the dumbest guy there.

Brings a new meaning to the phrase, playing dumb!

24kmach · 05-05-2011, 10:07 PM

I don't get it?

gvervoren · 05-05-2011, 10:08 PM

LOL That's a good one! I've been told by silly women that I'm pretty dumb. In this case, they would be right. LOL

04azuremach · 05-06-2011, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 24kmach

I don't get it?

LOL I see what you're doing there.

65fastback2+2 · 05-06-2011, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 24kmach

I don't get it?

playing dumb doesnt make you ACTUALLY dumb

hoopty · 05-06-2011, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Hamilton

A little something to take our minds off OBL death photos debate and rising gas prices (pun intended).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is' Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.'

Call me a mouth breather if you want, but ????????????? I dun get it???

05-05-2011, 10:07 AM	#1
Bill Hamilton Mustang owner since 1970 Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charleston,SC Posts: 6,248	Subject: Boy at the nude beach (joke) A little something to take our minds off OBL death photos debate and rising gas prices (pun intended). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.' The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is' Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.' __________________ Bill SUPPORTING MEMBER USAF Retired My 1970 Mach 2003 Ford Mustang Mach I---Black w/5-speed --- gone but not forgotten 2011 Shelby GT-500 --- Ingot Silver Metallic and 6-speed (Sold and Now Terrorizing the residents of New Zealand) 1970 Ford Mustang Mach 1---White w/351C-4v Shaker Hood scoop and T-5 tranny 2014 Shelby GT-500 --- White/red stripes and 6-speed 2019 Mustang Convertible Premium Package w/automatic ___________________

05-05-2011, 10:29 AM	#2
04azuremach Loud, fast and fun Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Owning Ricers at MIR Posts: 7,864	Re: Subject: Boy at the nude beach (joke)

05-05-2011, 08:51 PM	#3
03BumbleBee Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SunRiver Ca. Posts: 3,293	Re: Subject: Boy at the nude beach (joke) Bill, do you frequent that beach in your Shelby? Just to see all those silly woman. __________________ If we were all ugly, then we would all be good looking! Welcome to the Mach 1 Cafe! "Today's Special..Smoked Honda" Finally a member of 10,000 mile club!

05-05-2011, 10:07 PM	#6
24kmach My First Mach, Jan. 1969 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tacoma, Washington Posts: 13,070	Re: Subject: Boy at the nude beach (joke) I don't get it? __________________ I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Mach 1 owner since January 1969. First ride in a P51D August 28,2010. Member Based in Kent, Washington, Pacific Cascade Mustang Club is the only original Mustang club in the Puget Sound Area and according to Mustang Club of America, we are the oldest in the nation.

05-05-2011, 10:08 PM	#7
gvervoren Garry Vervoren Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Green Bay Wisconsin Posts: 2,878	Re: Subject: Boy at the nude beach (joke) LOL That's a good one! I've been told by silly women that I'm pretty dumb. In this case, they would be right. LOL __________________ >>>Garry Vervoren<<< 2004 Dark Shadow Grey ORIGINAL OWNER!!!! *I USED TO THINK BEING LAZY WAS BAD FOR ME SO I GAVE UP THINKING.* *HOOFBEATS ARE LOUDER THAN HEARTBEATS* 5 Speed, IUP, Tinted windows, 3rd brake light decal, Sequential Tail Lights, Smoked Tail Lights, Black Stainless Steel Bumper Inserts, Anthracite 18" staggard FR500 Build Date 10/08/2003 #567 of a build of 7182

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