Skunk? - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

Azure Blurr · 01-09-2008, 06:25 AM

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one would dispute that. Then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel and, if he could locate the bullet hole, he would even tell them what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks.

So the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear."

Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a 308 rifle." He was right. They brought him another skin from someone's car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk. Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind and went to sleep.

The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one huge black eye. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?"

His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed, put your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and then loudly yelled, "Skunk, killed with an axe."

Mach1BullittMan · 01-09-2008, 06:50 AM

Now thats Funny!

MachGirl04 · 01-09-2008, 09:40 AM

but EWWWwwwwww!

Pony_Tail · 01-09-2008, 09:45 AM

OMG! That is just too funny.

MCHNROL · 01-09-2008, 09:47 AM

That's funny.

MachGirl04 · 01-09-2008, 09:48 AM

If the hunter was a woman, she'd be like "Inchworm, shot with a bb gun".

Pony_Tail · 01-09-2008, 09:56 AM

*Sprays coffee all over my screen*

Angela...*high 5 ya*. Great answer!!

You go girl!!!

MachGirl04 · 01-09-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pony_Tail

*Sprays coffee all over my screen*

Angela...*high 5 ya*. Great answer!!

You go girl!!!

H*ll, it could have been hit with a taser gun, since it's just laying there all limp and s***.

CBrowning84 · 01-09-2008, 01:33 PM

Bill Hamilton · 01-09-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pony_Tail

*Sprays coffee all over my screen*

Angela...*high 5 ya*. Great answer!!

You go girl!!!

Ouch!!! You girls are tough

....... but funny

High 5's too both of you's

01-09-2008, 06:25 AM	#1
Azure Blurr I miss my friend Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middle Georgia Posts: 6,020	Skunk? The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one would dispute that. Then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel and, if he could locate the bullet hole, he would even tell them what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks. So the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a 308 rifle." He was right. They brought him another skin from someone's car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk. Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one huge black eye. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?" His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed, put your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and then loudly yelled, "Skunk, killed with an axe." __________________ “Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward and freedom will be defended.” “We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail,” -George W. Bush

01-09-2008, 06:50 AM	#2
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01-09-2008, 09:40 AM	#3
MachGirl04 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: IL Posts: 4,466	Re: Skunk? but EWWWwwwwww! __________________ Angela -------------- 2004 Mach 1, Oxford White, Auto 18" Wheel Replica Magnum 500s, BFG KDWs, Borla Catback, K&N FIPKII, & too much bling to list 1994 T-Bird LX, V8, Black 1990 Mustang LX 5.0, Vert, 7-Up Special 2004 Mustang Coupe, V6, Torch Red ( That's all for now. )

01-09-2008, 09:45 AM	#4
Pony_Tail Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: WA Posts: 115	Re: Skunk? OMG! That is just too funny.

01-09-2008, 09:47 AM	#5
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01-09-2008, 09:48 AM	#6
MachGirl04 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: IL Posts: 4,466	Re: Skunk? If the hunter was a woman, she'd be like "Inchworm, shot with a bb gun". __________________ Angela -------------- 2004 Mach 1, Oxford White, Auto 18" Wheel Replica Magnum 500s, BFG KDWs, Borla Catback, K&N FIPKII, & too much bling to list 1994 T-Bird LX, V8, Black 1990 Mustang LX 5.0, Vert, 7-Up Special 2004 Mustang Coupe, V6, Torch Red ( That's all for now. )

01-09-2008, 09:56 AM	#7
Pony_Tail Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: WA Posts: 115	Re: Skunk? Sprays coffee all over my screen Angela...high 5 ya. Great answer!! You go girl!!! Last edited by Pony_Tail; 01-09-2008 at 09:59 AM. Reason: just because

01-09-2008, 01:33 PM	#9
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