You might be an import racer if.... - Page 2 - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

blueautomach · 02-17-2005, 06:41 PM

YOU MIGHT BE AN IMPORT RACER IF.....

- You get a boner looking at an online car decal site
- You have more porn videos than actual sexual encounters
- You have a Snoop Dog bobble head on your dash
- All of your friends hang out at the dollar store
- Your (2) "NOS" buttons on your steering wheel control your windshield washer fluid
- You spend more than three hours a week playing the demo video games at Walmart
- It makes your day if one of the mall security guards compliments your car
- You search Ebay for some cool new hubcaps

....more to come

Yellowshaker · 02-17-2005, 11:52 PM

I have a good story about a local ricer. A few of my friends and I were hanging out one night. It was at a local industrial area which has no one there at night. While we were there, this guy comes by with his WRX. He knows us from town and kept zipping past us. After about three times, my friend walked out in front of him and asked him if he was done trying to impres us with his "5-second ride." He says, the car goes 11.50's at the track...and 10.90's on nitrous. Of course we wanted to se this for ourselves, so my buddy asks him to run his Mach. The WRX has 4 drag radials on it and he says he's not running juice. My buddy has full exaust, Nitto's and a PHP CAi, nothing else done. The car is consistently running 12.20's. So, they line up, the WRX gets him off the line (my friends spinnig first and second), by the time he hits third he is already ahead of this guys 11 second ride. He had him by about 4 cars. I'll admit that the WRX was quick, but not quick enough. He lost, then made every excuse in the book. The car spun, his boost dropped, he missed a gear...you name it. The next day, everyone I know was telling me how this guys car destroyed a Mach 1 the night before. When I saw him, I asked him how he came to the conclusion that he won the race. He says he got out of it before my friend passed him. So, I invited him to meet us at E-town so we could video the run that way no one could say he lost to a Mustang. You know, he still hasn't showed up at the track. Maybe he was waiting for the new season to start. Yeah, that must be it. He probably had to re-tune his exhaust for the big race.

DarkSHorse · 02-18-2005, 11:39 AM

[QUOTE=TheBlkMach1]..your muffler is the size of a scuba tank.

Now that's funny!!

Mikestang · 02-18-2005, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaker Dan

You are the only person in town with a "Sephia Racing" jacket
- You actually entertain a Hyundai vs. Suzuki arguement

These are just tooooooo funny!!!! As a joke I thought about finding a wing, etc.... for my beater Sephia and driving it by the import people.

I have a "sephi" 2nd car also i want the jacket !
I want the wing
Does kia sponcer nascar???

03_Blue_Mach1 · 06-16-2010, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBlkMach1

I know. That pissed me off.

You might be a ricer if...

....your rims cost more than your car.

Okay, that one got to me...

Con's Mach1 · 06-16-2010, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 03_Blue_Mach1

Okay, that one got to me...

If your rear wing is taller than you are.

Fenixfire · 06-16-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 04azuremach

You think yellow = fast
You think because you've added rims, underglow neons, racing stripes, a killer sound system, neon lite up pedals, black out headlights, aftermarket windshield wipers, a bunch of decals and top it off with a K&N air filter and claim it's much faster than a stock model. (I'm guilty of this, go to my cardomain page and scroll down to the link of my old car

)
You put a tach in an automatic.
You put it in neutral at an uphill light to make people think you have a stick shift
You think that since your Honda has more HP/Liter you will have the upper hand over a car with more HP/lbs
At the straight track you brag about how good your car is on the AutoX and at the AutoX tracks you brag about how it's a 1/4 mile beast
You think FWD gives more traction because the engine puts all the weight on the front tires
You run nitrous on your car and run 15's
You put a turbo on your car and run 14's
The 5 speed version of your car is 2 seconds faster than the automatic in the 1/4
You lose the 1/4 by a full second and are still only 4 feet behind
You run 15's and wear a helmet at the track
You claim your K&N air filter gave you 25 HP
Your car rides on airbags and you claim it runs 10's
You've ever lost a race to a minivan and tried to justify the loss by saying the minivan had a V6
I could do so many more, but I'm bored for now... more later I promise

I bet thats what this one guy said when I raced him in the Toyota Sienna. He had an Acura Integra with a fartcan. He lost pretty bad too. I thought it was hilarious.

jasionox666x · 06-16-2010, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JLG41MACH

Did you notice, in the 2 F&F movies, all the classic American cars were destroyed? What a waste. I would have totaled all the god damned ricer P.O.S.'s.

Mach on.

After those movies around here the parking lot was revving and burning out with hondas. No lie. It's like they all came in a cruise to watch the movie and then rev their soup cans and attempt to burnout with their fwd.

Con's Mach1 · 06-16-2010, 02:01 PM

What can you expect from a movie that's a TOTAL JOKE.

KiDD · 06-16-2010, 02:49 PM

Quote:

You put a tach in an automatic.

My black car is Auto and has a Tach in it... Hmm I think just about every
car I have seen at the track with a Auto has a tach in it...

I would also say my old SRT 4 smoked the crap out of my Mach 1 Though my Mach has no performance mods... Keep bashing but some 4 bangers are fast...

Fenixfire · 06-16-2010, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KiDD

My black car is Auto and has a Tach in it... Hmm I think just about every
car I have seen at the track with a Auto has a tach in it...

I would also say my old SRT 4 smoked the crap out of my Mach 1 Though my Mach has no performance mods... Keep bashing but some 4 bangers are fast...

I already smoked an srt4 on the freeway with "500 whp". It wasnt even close. I had him by 4 cars. FWD FTL

Mach828 · 06-16-2010, 07:22 PM

great thread
this one is my favorite

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueautomach

- Birds refuse to crap on your car

dslaughter · 06-16-2010, 08:41 PM

i have actually printed one of these out and put it on the window of a civic and waited to see the owners reaction, yall should give it a try sometime, lol

kiler be · 06-17-2010, 01:24 AM

These are great.........and very true.

Ricers are racers too........their cars are kinda like trainin wheels.

24kmach · 06-17-2010, 02:01 AM

VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY

jasionox666x · 06-17-2010, 06:30 AM

Can you actually get a tac that's larger than the steering wheel or was that an exaggeration?

kiler be · 06-17-2010, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 24kmach

VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY

Rice car Tech.

Some of them never get past the trainin wheels.

04VAMach1 · 06-17-2010, 12:50 PM

Wow, a 5 year bump. At least it was a funny thread.

z1mach1 · 06-20-2010, 01:31 PM

I think this says it all:

mattfast · 06-20-2010, 03:36 PM

me and my freinds have fast imports we go to the track and do pretty good i just got a mach1 and all my freinds are real jelluse im gonna put nitrous in it and ssmoke them all when i get it fixed

2k4mach · 06-20-2010, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBlkMach1

I know. That pissed me off.

You might be a ricer if...

..you rev your engine at another car...going in the opposite direction.

lot of ricer mustang owners then. i get this numerous times when im cruising the vette or viper. i usually give the homos the ole

motion

bradmach · 06-20-2010, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2k4mach

lot of ricer mustang owners then. i get this numerous times when im cruising the vette or viper. i usually give the homos the ole

motion

they all do that **** down in san antonio.

Danny · 07-10-2010, 01:43 AM

Your a ricer if you have a dang stuffed toy hanging from your rear bumper...... the toy is alwyas dirty or black from all the smoke coming out of their exhaust and they always try to match the toy with their car ex. red car elmo, yellow car big bird i think you guys get the point. Not sure if anybody else has seen them but in AZ all the ricers have them maybe they think it gives them 10 hp increase

mach1metalhead · 07-10-2010, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

Your a ricer if you have a dang stuffed toy hanging from your rear bumper...... the toy is alwyas dirty or black from all the smoke coming out of their exhaust and they always try to match the toy with their car ex. red car elmo, yellow car big bird i think you guys get the point. Not sure if anybody else has seen them but in AZ all the ricers have them maybe they think it gives them 10 hp increase

i don't know WHY, they do it, but it's called a "Drift Charm"... so feel free to point and laugh at any FWD car with one of those...

un gm · 09-25-2010, 09:44 PM

If you have one of these.......

02-17-2005, 06:41 PM	#26
blueautomach Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 939	Re: You might be an import racer if.... YOU MIGHT BE AN IMPORT RACER IF..... - You get a boner looking at an online car decal site - You have more porn videos than actual sexual encounters - You have a Snoop Dog bobble head on your dash - All of your friends hang out at the dollar store - Your (2) "NOS" buttons on your steering wheel control your windshield washer fluid - You spend more than three hours a week playing the demo video games at Walmart - It makes your day if one of the mall security guards compliments your car - You search Ebay for some cool new hubcaps ....more to come __________________ '03 Azure blue auto Mach 1 "Gotta go take an SRT and wipe my V-Tech." Gone but not forgotten '99 Cobra convertible (had the aftermarket thrown at it) '96 GT Juiced and still slow

02-17-2005, 11:52 PM	#27
Yellowshaker Shakin' up the Streets Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Bayonne,NJ Posts: 1,023	Re: You might be an import racer if.... I have a good story about a local ricer. A few of my friends and I were hanging out one night. It was at a local industrial area which has no one there at night. While we were there, this guy comes by with his WRX. He knows us from town and kept zipping past us. After about three times, my friend walked out in front of him and asked him if he was done trying to impres us with his "5-second ride." He says, the car goes 11.50's at the track...and 10.90's on nitrous. Of course we wanted to se this for ourselves, so my buddy asks him to run his Mach. The WRX has 4 drag radials on it and he says he's not running juice. My buddy has full exaust, Nitto's and a PHP CAi, nothing else done. The car is consistently running 12.20's. So, they line up, the WRX gets him off the line (my friends spinnig first and second), by the time he hits third he is already ahead of this guys 11 second ride. He had him by about 4 cars. I'll admit that the WRX was quick, but not quick enough. He lost, then made every excuse in the book. The car spun, his boost dropped, he missed a gear...you name it. The next day, everyone I know was telling me how this guys car destroyed a Mach 1 the night before. When I saw him, I asked him how he came to the conclusion that he won the race. He says he got out of it before my friend passed him. So, I invited him to meet us at E-town so we could video the run that way no one could say he lost to a Mustang. You know, he still hasn't showed up at the track. Maybe he was waiting for the new season to start. Yeah, that must be it. He probably had to re-tune his exhaust for the big race. __________________ www.myspace.com/dontsleepmotorsports http://www.cardomain.com/ride/618244 Don't Sleep Motorsports "The man who says it can't be done should not interrupt the man doing it."

02-18-2005, 11:39 AM	#28
DarkSHorse Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Calhoun, Ga Posts: 68	Re: You might be an import racer if.... [QUOTE=TheBlkMach1]..your muffler is the size of a scuba tank. Now that's funny!!

06-16-2010, 02:01 PM	#34
Con's Mach1 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Acworth, Georgia Posts: 2,564	Re: You might be an import racer if.... What can you expect from a movie that's a TOTAL JOKE.

06-16-2010, 08:41 PM	#38
dslaughter Registered User Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: AR Posts: 85	Re: You might be an import racer if.... i have actually printed one of these out and put it on the window of a civic and waited to see the owners reaction, yall should give it a try sometime, lol

06-17-2010, 01:24 AM	#39
kiler be Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: culpeper va. Posts: 4,915	Re: You might be an import racer if.... These are great.........and very true. Ricers are racers too........their cars are kinda like trainin wheels. __________________ 03 Zink Yellow Mach 1 65 Black on Black 2+2 ( owned since High School ) 56 F100 ( dad's truck ) 75 Maverick 6cyl, auto ( Mean Machine )

06-17-2010, 02:01 AM	#40
24kmach My First Mach, Jan. 1969 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tacoma, Washington Posts: 13,070	Re: You might be an import racer if.... VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY __________________ I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Mach 1 owner since January 1969. First ride in a P51D August 28,2010. Member Based in Kent, Washington, Pacific Cascade Mustang Club is the only original Mustang club in the Puget Sound Area and according to Mustang Club of America, we are the oldest in the nation.

06-17-2010, 06:30 AM	#41
jasionox666x Registered User Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Horsham, PA Posts: 1,959	Re: You might be an import racer if.... Can you actually get a tac that's larger than the steering wheel or was that an exaggeration?

06-17-2010, 12:50 PM	#43
04VAMach1 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 2,617	Re: You might be an import racer if.... Wow, a 5 year bump. At least it was a funny thread.

06-20-2010, 01:31 PM	#44
z1mach1 #450365 (GOT SHKR) Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hatboro PA. Posts: 840	Re: You might be an import racer if.... I think this says it all: Attached Thumbnails __________________ SCT 2,Bassani mid lengths, S.S. Bassani X-pipe w/ high flow cats ,Borla catback w/ chrome MRT tips, K&N CAI, NGK TR55IX plugs,Bullitt front & rear calipers, RotorPro's drilled & slotted rotors,Tokico HP shocks & struts,Vogtland springs,Triax shifter,white MRT 5-speed shifter ball,Honeycomb panels.

06-20-2010, 03:36 PM	#45
mattfast Registered User Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: rockford il Posts: 149	Re: You might be an import racer if.... me and my freinds have fast imports we go to the track and do pretty good i just got a mach1 and all my freinds are real jelluse im gonna put nitrous in it and ssmoke them all when i get it fixed

07-10-2010, 01:43 AM	#48
Danny Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Phoenix Posts: 163	Re: You might be an import racer if.... Your a ricer if you have a dang stuffed toy hanging from your rear bumper...... the toy is alwyas dirty or black from all the smoke coming out of their exhaust and they always try to match the toy with their car ex. red car elmo, yellow car big bird i think you guys get the point. Not sure if anybody else has seen them but in AZ all the ricers have them maybe they think it gives them 10 hp increase

09-25-2010, 09:44 PM	#50
un gm occasional user Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Hood cnty TX Posts: 927	Re: You might be an import racer if.... If you have one of these....... Attached Thumbnails __________________ 03 dsg 5spd P1SC and stuff. Tuned at Gearheads.

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