Emotional Needs - JOTD - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

65fastback2+2 · 02-03-2009, 10:39 PM

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

"You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That’s fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don’t feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that ***** knows I’m smarter than her.

stellasmechanic · 02-03-2009, 10:50 PM

Thats a guaranteed no no for a married man lol. But i WISH i could say that sometimes lol.

65fastback2+2 · 02-03-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by stellasmechanic

Thats a guaranteed no no for a married man lol. But i WISH i could say that sometimes lol.

my wife doesnt have that problem, but i figured someone's wife on here did hehe

Brown7 · 02-04-2009, 09:48 AM

lol.. i would get a one way ticket to the dog house.

MachWonGuy · 02-04-2009, 09:52 AM

I don't have a dog house, I'd be sleeping in the Garage.....hmmmmm if it wasn't so darn cold out there haha

blazinsteed · 02-04-2009, 10:30 AM

Thats why you buy a heated/airconditioned garage lol

MachWonGuy · 02-04-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by blazinsteed

Thats why you buy a heated/airconditioned garage lol

If I did that whats the point of having a house LOL

Shane@TM · 02-04-2009, 11:34 AM

Owned

Mach1Man04 · 02-04-2009, 01:07 PM

omg please tell me that really happend that was greaaatt

rrhudy1 · 02-04-2009, 02:13 PM

That is hilarious!

blazinsteed · 02-04-2009, 02:44 PM

Cause you need somewhere for the wife to live

MachWonGuy · 02-04-2009, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by blazinsteed

Cause you need somewhere for the wife to live

LMAO!!!!

Bluemach169 · 02-04-2009, 05:25 PM

Hammer · 02-04-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 65fastback2+2

my wife doesnt have that problem, but i figured someone's wife on here did hehe

give it time...your still a newlywed

gbranton · 02-04-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer

give it time...your still a newlywed

Just wait. She will cut and/or color her hair, put on a few pounds and decide that playtime is OVER.

02-03-2009, 10:39 PM	#1
65fastback2+2 Too many cars to mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 6,945	Emotional Needs - JOTD One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… "You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That’s fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don’t feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that *** knows I’m smarter than her. __________________ Current Rides: 2011 Ford Fusion 2003 MG Terminator, 2.3 whipple Previous Rides: 2003 DSG Lightning, 486/586, 12.09@111.25 2007 F150 Lariat 4wd Screw 2004 OW Mach 1, auto, 1 of 179 2003 DSG Mach 1, 574 rwhp / 528 rwtq 2003 DSG Mach 1, 13.1 @ 109.1 1988 Mustang GT, stock 1967 TB Coupe, project 1965 Fastback 2+2, A-code**

02-03-2009, 10:50 PM	#2
stellasmechanic Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cocoa FL Posts: 1,207	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD Thats a guaranteed no no for a married man lol. But i WISH i could say that sometimes lol.

02-04-2009, 09:48 AM	#4
Brown7 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Abilene, Texas Posts: 778	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD lol.. i would get a one way ticket to the dog house. __________________ 03' DSG Mach 1 - Sold 85' Silver Metalic SVO

02-04-2009, 09:52 AM	#5
MachWonGuy 70 Mach & 04 Mach Owner Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,048	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD I don't have a dog house, I'd be sleeping in the Garage.....hmmmmm if it wasn't so darn cold out there haha __________________ 1970 Mustang Mach 1 351 4V 4-Speed Calypso Coral Purchased Aug 13th 1998 2004 Mustang Mach 1 4.6 32V 5-Speed Competition Orange Purchased Sept 24th 2008 2012 Mustang Boss 302 32V 6-Speed Race Red Purchased June 8th 2013 Check out my Mach's & Collection at: http://www.machwon.com

02-04-2009, 10:30 AM	#6
blazinsteed MUSTANG ADDICT Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: orlando fl Posts: 2,471	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD Thats why you buy a heated/airconditioned garage lol __________________ I h8te rice www.ricehatersclub.com http://www.mach-1.org/photopost/data...gchop.jpg?6184 03 zinc yellow mach 1 292 rwh 318.2 rwt (XPIPE/XCAL2) iup/astra louvers/short ant./k&nfipk/bassani offroad x/sct xcal 2/powdercoated wheels/interior dressup/15% tint.. 1 of 869 born 06/13/03 (thanks donna) that is a friday the 13th should I be worried www.perfectionperformance.com (my clubs website)

02-04-2009, 11:34 AM	#8
Shane@TM Toledo Mustangs Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: toledo, ohio Posts: 1,433	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD Owned __________________ Toledo Mustang Club Under the knife AGAIN! "The more you mod it, the more it breaks" CRT PERFORMANCE TUNED

02-04-2009, 01:07 PM	#9
Mach1Man04 Rock out wit yer Mach out Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: East Haven,Connecticut Posts: 880	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD omg please tell me that really happend that was greaaatt __________________ 2004 Screaming Yellow Mach 1: 5-Spd IUP: 1 of 624 Born On Date 11-26-03 -MGW Short Shifter -CobraBob's Shifter Gasket -JLT Ram Air -MAC O/R ProChamber -SLP LM1s -IAC Restrictor Plate -Black Bumper Inserts -20% Tints -Had Visus Louvers, now they live on the highway "Having a 700whp Honda is like coming out of the closet, shocking at first, but still gay" http://i34.tinypic.com/1zfueio.jpg

02-04-2009, 02:13 PM	#10
rrhudy1 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tunnel Hill, GA Posts: 216	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD That is hilarious!

02-04-2009, 02:44 PM	#11
blazinsteed MUSTANG ADDICT Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: orlando fl Posts: 2,471	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD Cause you need somewhere for the wife to live __________________ I h8te rice www.ricehatersclub.com http://www.mach-1.org/photopost/data...gchop.jpg?6184 03 zinc yellow mach 1 292 rwh 318.2 rwt (XPIPE/XCAL2) iup/astra louvers/short ant./k&nfipk/bassani offroad x/sct xcal 2/powdercoated wheels/interior dressup/15% tint.. 1 of 869 born 06/13/03 (thanks donna) that is a friday the 13th should I be worried www.perfectionperformance.com (my clubs website)

02-04-2009, 05:25 PM	#13
Bluemach169 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Keller, Texas Posts: 264	Re: Emotional Needs - JOTD

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