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Old 05-27-2009, 11:05 AM   #1
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lmao

Got linked to this on another forum. Enjoy.


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Old 05-27-2009, 11:18 AM   #2
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Now thats funny
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:23 AM   #3
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I think my mother would know how to change oil better than that dude
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Old 05-27-2009, 11:37 AM   #4
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Another "I'm stupid and I ruined my car" thread.......YAWN.
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Old 05-27-2009, 12:03 PM   #5
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that guys needs to go buy some little 4 banger and be done with it. or maybe a moped. i think he might be able to handle that
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Old 05-27-2009, 01:20 PM   #6
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Brakleen? 4 cans!?!?! oh my GOD!
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:06 PM   #7
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Oh my god when i thought my day at work couldnt get any worse i read this guys thread and say well along with a shitty day i could be dumb as this guy!!
WTF great find id like to read at least one of those a week, think ill sign up on the site just to watch the way this ends!!!
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:18 PM   #8
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Nice...
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:31 PM   #9
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Re: lmao

step 1: put brake fluid in the motor
step 2: fill motor with brake fluid cleaner to get the brake fluid out

i'll try to forget this
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:01 PM   #10
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Re: lmao

I like this one better than the NOS thread.
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:18 PM   #11
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you mean that they guy did somnething wrong??
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:22 PM   #12
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you mean that they guy did somnething wrong??
nope thats the way your suppose to do it thats how i do mine and never had a problem other than the seizing motor!
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:32 PM   #13
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nope thats the way your suppose to do it thats how i do mine and never had a problem other than the seizing motor!
im going to do minethat way right now
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:34 PM   #14
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If you put sand through the intake it'll port the manifold for you.
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:26 PM   #15
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He used up the extra bottles of oil when he changes his brake fluid. Now he'll probably be posting that he has sponge brakes.
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:00 PM   #16
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Ding Dong....Its for him.
And we laughed at the Auto Zone guys. I bet they love selling him all that crap to FIX his motor.
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:14 PM   #17
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If you put sand through the intake it'll port the manifold for you.
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:18 PM   #18
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Holy Crap!!!
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:28 PM   #19
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if you run sugar in the gas tank it'll candy coat the tops of the pistons to make it handle nitrous
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:08 PM   #20
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Re: lmao

I'd love to know how he was planning on "cleaning" his oil filter after all that? WD40 perhaps?

That guy is a true American do-it-yourselfer
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:11 PM   #21
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if you run sugar in the gas tank it'll candy coat the tops of the pistons to make it handle nitrous
it makes lolypops out of the sparkplugs too
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:37 PM   #22
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:00 AM   #23
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hahahaah yOu gotta be F'n kidding me!!!! How can you get brake fluid and oil confused??? Fugget about just trow any liquid in there right?!?!?!!!

My favorite quote:

First step.....fill it full of 90w

second step.....craigslist

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fourth step.....buy a ford

The best part is that the guy keeps putting all kinds of different crap into his engine...whatever happened to just plain ol' oil?!?!?!!!
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:58 AM   #24
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The best part is that the guy keeps putting all kinds of different crap into his engine...whatever happened to just plain ol' oil?!?!?!!![/QUOTE]

He ran out of oil so he put 2 QTS of whatever he had on the shelve.
Sounds like its to late for anything but a NEW MOTOR.
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:52 AM   #25
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why doesnt he just drain his oil and fill it with beer or something, at least then he could blame it on being drunk. God this is something I would have done when I was 5
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