Ricer Christmas Story - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

HAEG · 12-23-2019, 11:57 AM

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this Darn Mustang even with my big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, Now Rever, Now Stroker, Now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that 4 banger straining,
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third cuz now it's too late,
Just try to act cool like you can relate,
Looking up at the tail lights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all" he says in a fling,
"And you may not win any in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...I may put up a fight

311-420 · 12-23-2019, 12:30 PM

About to lace the pumas up and head out to try and reenact this story. Figuratively speaking, of course.

12-23-2019, 11:57 AM	#1
HAEG Heppasketties Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mercer County, NJ Posts: 4,760	Ricer Christmas Story Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this Darn Mustang even with my big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, Now Rever, Now Stroker, Now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing, I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that 4 banger straining, In a second the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past, Don't bother with third cuz now it's too late, Just try to act cool like you can relate, Looking up at the tail lights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all" he says in a fling, "And you may not win any in that silly thing" I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow...I may put up a fight __________________ M1R Member #1829 2011 Shelby GT-500 Grabber Blue W/SVT Performance Package Born on Friday, 6-25-2010 Purchased 8-19-2010 2003 Zinc Yellow Auto I/UP (Build #8280 of 9652) Born on Thursday, 7/17/03 Purchased 8-18-2003 first owner Sold 8-19-2010 bought GT500 Purchased again 3-3-2017 fifth owner Purchased for my wife to drive (but she knows I love the car)

12-23-2019, 12:30 PM	#2
311-420 Can't be bridled Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 7,006	Re: Ricer Christmas Story About to lace the pumas up and head out to try and reenact this story. Figuratively speaking, of course. __________________ 2004 Mach 1 #6956 5spd w/IUP Eaton swap, longtubes, built 3.73 SRA 452hp/409tq dynojet🏁

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