I actually sent this to a company - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

birdman941 · 08-10-2011, 09:12 PM

International Delight, they make coffee creamer.
I was trying to open a new bottle of it today,
and, well, read on !

"I have a few comments regarding your French Vanilla Creamer.
I like it a lot.
However:
The "low fat" and "sugar free" versions taste like absolute crap,
as evidenced at each and every grocery store I have seen.
The regular stuff flies off the shelf, and the crummy stuff sits.
Whomever taste tested that product and approved it
needs to find another line of work, and PRONTO!
I have even had conversations with other shoppers regarding this fact.
Also, you need to make the fat free and sugar free bottles more
distinctive so some poor slob doesn't get stuck with that stuff.
I did it once, ONLY ONCE, never again.

On another note, I have to compliment you on your super glue
that you use to weld the aluminum seal on the new bottles.
I realize NASA has retired the space shuttle,
and they had a lot of extra external heat shield tile adhesive,
but did you have to buy it all?
I am sure you got a good deal on it,
but Good Lord, have you ever actually tried to remove it in a real world setting?
I am thinking of saving up for a plasma cutter
(google it if you don't know what it is)
to open your packaging,
but it may take years of saving to accomomplish that feat.

Anyway, have a good day, and don't drink the fat free stuff."

NastyNate · 08-10-2011, 09:19 PM

LMAO I know EXACTLY what ya mean!!

jpilone · 08-10-2011, 09:22 PM

I read this to my girlfriend, she was laughing and agrees with you 100%

birdman941 · 08-10-2011, 09:22 PM

It took me 10 minutes to open a bottle today.
If the foil isn't removed, the bottle leaks.

04VAMach1 · 08-11-2011, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdman941

It took me 10 minutes to open a bottle today.
If the foil isn't removed, the bottle leaks.

I use my pocket knife to scrape it off. And you're right...if you don't get all the foil off then you get a sticky mess down the side of it.

01SteedaGT · 08-11-2011, 09:43 AM

That's so funny and so true at the same time. Those bottles are a PITA to open!

Hammer · 08-11-2011, 09:51 AM

I love it!!!!!

Thats a honest way to put it in the real world. Kinda reminds me of trying to open small electronic devices from their bubble wrapped packaging. Could loose a finger or two, or maybe a whole limb trying to open crap these days.

BryanH79 · 08-11-2011, 10:25 AM

i drink coffee mate. way easier to open lol.
that letter is epic

Brown7 · 08-11-2011, 11:53 AM

I get the big bottles of creamer from sams and the dam pump always, always breaks when there is 1/4 left

08-10-2011, 09:12 PM	#1
birdman941 Torque wins! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 13,167	I actually sent this to a company International Delight, they make coffee creamer. I was trying to open a new bottle of it today, and, well, read on ! "I have a few comments regarding your French Vanilla Creamer. I like it a lot. However: The "low fat" and "sugar free" versions taste like absolute crap, as evidenced at each and every grocery store I have seen. The regular stuff flies off the shelf, and the crummy stuff sits. Whomever taste tested that product and approved it needs to find another line of work, and PRONTO! I have even had conversations with other shoppers regarding this fact. Also, you need to make the fat free and sugar free bottles more distinctive so some poor slob doesn't get stuck with that stuff. I did it once, ONLY ONCE, never again. On another note, I have to compliment you on your super glue that you use to weld the aluminum seal on the new bottles. I realize NASA has retired the space shuttle, and they had a lot of extra external heat shield tile adhesive, but did you have to buy it all? I am sure you got a good deal on it, but Good Lord, have you ever actually tried to remove it in a real world setting? I am thinking of saving up for a plasma cutter (google it if you don't know what it is) to open your packaging, but it may take years of saving to accomomplish that feat. Anyway, have a good day, and don't drink the fat free stuff." __________________ The ORIGINAL Project R build thread is back ! 5.4 32V NA Streetable 404/387 26.56 MPG "I don't like repeat offenders, I like DEAD offenders" Ted Nugent "A big engine hardly working is more efficient than a little engine screaming its head off" Jay Leno

08-10-2011, 09:19 PM	#2
NastyNate Registered User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jersey Shore Posts: 1,349	Re: I actually sent this to a company LMAO I know EXACTLY what ya mean!!

08-10-2011, 09:22 PM	#3
jpilone Uncertified Gynocologist Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Boca Raton, FL Posts: 738	Re: I actually sent this to a company I read this to my girlfriend, she was laughing and agrees with you 100% __________________ '04 Mach 1/5-Speed/CO SOLD 10/31/15! '16 S550 GT 5.0 Traded 7/28/16 '16 Shelby GT350 Track Package/White/Blue Stripes!

08-10-2011, 09:22 PM	#4
birdman941 Torque wins! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 13,167	Re: I actually sent this to a company It took me 10 minutes to open a bottle today. If the foil isn't removed, the bottle leaks. __________________ The ORIGINAL Project R build thread is back ! 5.4 32V NA Streetable 404/387 26.56 MPG "I don't like repeat offenders, I like DEAD offenders" Ted Nugent "A big engine hardly working is more efficient than a little engine screaming its head off" Jay Leno

08-11-2011, 09:43 AM	#6
01SteedaGT Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 301	Re: I actually sent this to a company That's so funny and so true at the same time. Those bottles are a PITA to open! __________________ 2003 DSG Mach 1 - 5 Speed & IUP JLT Intake \| Chrome 03 Cobras \| Eibach Sportlines \| Pypes O/R X-Pipe \| Bassani SS Catback

08-11-2011, 09:51 AM	#7
Hammer Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Goshen, Ohio Posts: 2,597	Re: I actually sent this to a company I love it!!!!! Thats a honest way to put it in the real world. Kinda reminds me of trying to open small electronic devices from their bubble wrapped packaging. Could loose a finger or two, or maybe a whole limb trying to open crap these days.

08-11-2011, 10:25 AM	#8
BryanH79 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Browns Mills, NJ Posts: 183	Re: I actually sent this to a company i drink coffee mate. way easier to open lol. that letter is epic __________________ M1R #10706 Current Mustangs: 03 Mach 1 Zinc Yellow 5 speed 92 Mustang LX Notch (project in work) Deep Emerald Green 331 5 speed Past Mustangs: 86 Mustang LX Notch Grey 4cyl 4 speed 95 Mustang GT White 302 5 speed

08-11-2011, 11:53 AM	#9
Brown7 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Abilene, Texas Posts: 778	Re: I actually sent this to a company I get the big bottles of creamer from sams and the dam pump always, always breaks when there is 1/4 left __________________ 03' DSG Mach 1 - Sold 85' Silver Metalic SVO

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