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08-23-2011, 08:57 PM | #1 |
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So, they went to Hell
Vladmir Putin, Queen Elizabeth, and George Bush all passed away this past weekend suddenly and ended up in Hell.
Since none had time to say goodbye to their loved the Devil told them he'd give them each one phone call but they had to pay for it. Mr Putin gets on the phone and spends 15 minutes talking to those on Earth. After this, the Devil says "You spent 15 minutes, that's $1,000,000 dollars please". Queen Elizabeth gets on the phone and spends 30 minutes on the phone talking. After her call the Devil says "30 minutes, that will be $6,000,000". George Bush gets on the phone talking to his friends and family and spend 6 hours on the phone. The Devil then says "6 hours, that's $4.60" Putin is furious. He wants to know how he can spend 15 minutes on the phone and it cost him $1 million while Bush can talk on the phone for 6 hours and it only cost $4.60. The Devils reply was quick and painless "Well Mr Putin... Since Obama took Office in 2008, the US is just a local call" |
08-23-2011, 09:13 PM | #2 |
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Re: So, they went to Hell
Good one!
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08-23-2011, 09:18 PM | #3 |
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Re: So, they went to Hell
hahahahahaha lol that was funny, nice
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08-25-2011, 11:03 AM | #4 |
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Re: So, they went to Hell
Good one.
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