Joke for ya entitled: Why am I always so tired? - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

OSUALUM78 · 12-12-2005, 05:31 PM

I got this joke emailed to me by a friend. Here ya go:

Why am I always so tired?

For a while I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, an earwax build-up, low blood pressure, I drank too much last night, or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:

The population of this country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with finding Osama BinLaden.

Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your @ss, at your computer, reading jokes.

1stang4me · 12-12-2005, 06:21 PM

Ah crap, you caught me. I guess I was doing the work when you posted this!

OSUALUM78 · 12-12-2005, 06:22 PM

Obviously I am not the one doing work playing on here and posting a joke.

Mach1BullittMan · 12-12-2005, 11:47 PM

Get Back To Work I'm On My Break

machgsxr · 12-12-2005, 11:55 PM

Lmao

12-12-2005, 05:31 PM	#1
OSUALUM78 2003 Black Cobra Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Somewhere in the middle Posts: 2,506	Joke for ya entitled: Why am I always so tired? I got this joke emailed to me by a friend. Here ya go: Why am I always so tired? For a while I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, an earwax build-up, low blood pressure, I drank too much last night, or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with finding Osama BinLaden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your @ss, at your computer, reading jokes. __________________ 2003 Black Cobra Build #2224 of 8394 Born: 08/19/02 Mods: nothing worth noting... right now Jamie: custom pedal mountain bike built by me Bettie: 2004 Black Mach 1 (sold but not forgotten)

12-12-2005, 06:21 PM	#2
1stang4me Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Abilene, TX (Visiting Iraq for a year) Posts: 257	Re: Joke for ya entitled: Why am I always so tired? Ah crap, you caught me. I guess I was doing the work when you posted this! __________________ 2003 Torch Red Mach 1 IUP, 5-Speed Born 02/05/2003 PERFORMANCE MODS: MRT Catted H-Pipe MagnaFlow MagnaPacks APPEARANCE MODS: 5% Limo Tint All Around

12-12-2005, 06:22 PM	#3
OSUALUM78 2003 Black Cobra Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Somewhere in the middle Posts: 2,506	Re: Joke for ya entitled: Why am I always so tired? Obviously I am not the one doing work playing on here and posting a joke. __________________ 2003 Black Cobra Build #2224 of 8394 Born: 08/19/02 Mods: nothing worth noting... right now Jamie: custom pedal mountain bike built by me Bettie: 2004 Black Mach 1 (sold but not forgotten)

12-12-2005, 11:47 PM	#4
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12-12-2005, 11:55 PM	#5
machgsxr Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: San Antonio Posts: 6,414	Re: Joke for ya entitled: Why am I always so tired? Lmao

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