So, they went to Hell - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

JimsZ · 08-23-2011, 08:57 PM

Vladmir Putin, Queen Elizabeth, and George Bush all passed away this past weekend suddenly and ended up in Hell.

Since none had time to say goodbye to their loved the Devil told them he'd give them each one phone call but they had to pay for it.

Mr Putin gets on the phone and spends 15 minutes talking to those on Earth. After this, the Devil says "You spent 15 minutes, that's $1,000,000 dollars please".

Queen Elizabeth gets on the phone and spends 30 minutes on the phone talking. After her call the Devil says "30 minutes, that will be $6,000,000".

George Bush gets on the phone talking to his friends and family and spend 6 hours on the phone. The Devil then says "6 hours, that's $4.60"

Putin is furious. He wants to know how he can spend 15 minutes on the phone and it cost him $1 million while Bush can talk on the phone for 6 hours and it only cost $4.60.

The Devils reply was quick and painless "Well Mr Putin... Since Obama took Office in 2008, the US is just a local call"

03BumbleBee · 08-23-2011, 09:13 PM

Good one!

ASH302 · 08-23-2011, 09:18 PM

hahahahahaha lol that was funny, nice

ASh

Genghis Mach · 08-25-2011, 11:03 AM

Good one.

08-23-2011, 08:57 PM	#1
JimsZ Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hell, Indiana Posts: 584	So, they went to Hell Vladmir Putin, Queen Elizabeth, and George Bush all passed away this past weekend suddenly and ended up in Hell. Since none had time to say goodbye to their loved the Devil told them he'd give them each one phone call but they had to pay for it. Mr Putin gets on the phone and spends 15 minutes talking to those on Earth. After this, the Devil says "You spent 15 minutes, that's $1,000,000 dollars please". Queen Elizabeth gets on the phone and spends 30 minutes on the phone talking. After her call the Devil says "30 minutes, that will be $6,000,000". George Bush gets on the phone talking to his friends and family and spend 6 hours on the phone. The Devil then says "6 hours, that's $4.60" Putin is furious. He wants to know how he can spend 15 minutes on the phone and it cost him $1 million while Bush can talk on the phone for 6 hours and it only cost $4.60. The Devils reply was quick and painless "Well Mr Putin... Since Obama took Office in 2008, the US is just a local call"

08-23-2011, 09:13 PM	#2
03BumbleBee Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: SunRiver Ca. Posts: 3,293	Re: So, they went to Hell Good one! __________________ If we were all ugly, then we would all be good looking! Welcome to the Mach 1 Cafe! "Today's Special..Smoked Honda" Finally a member of 10,000 mile club!

08-23-2011, 09:18 PM	#3
ASH302 Soldier for Christ Join Date: May 2009 Location: Willis, TX at The Daddy ASh Ranch Posts: 30,596	Re: So, they went to Hell hahahahahaha lol that was funny, nice ASh __________________ 2001 lazer red v6 Mustang coupe sold in Aug 2006 2004 screaming yellow 5.0 sc Mach 1 sold in Oct 2012 2013 grey 6 speed coupe GT Mustang Sold in Feb 2014 2013 RED Dodge Charger R/T Sold Nov 2014 2002 custom Blue 02 Auto Trans AM Sold June 2015 1998 Cobra Black Sold summer 2016 Current 2009 Ford F350 FX4 March 2017 (work truck) 2003 OW 5.0 Mach 1 Aug 2020 ASh

08-25-2011, 11:03 AM	#4
Genghis Mach Love at first sight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 404	Re: So, they went to Hell Good one. __________________ Mach1 gotta Love it!.

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