Do you wipe sitting or standing? - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

jasionox666x · 08-13-2010, 05:02 PM

Self explanatory. Lol.

Just curious.

Mach 1 · 08-13-2010, 05:37 PM

Why do anything standing when you can do it sitting?

Azure Blurr · 08-13-2010, 05:39 PM

Can't wait to see where this winds up if "Captain" sees it!

japan4racing · 08-13-2010, 05:46 PM

gotta stand...the kawk n ballz get in the way if sitting...this is a weird conversation!

acreature · 08-13-2010, 05:55 PM

Weird? Unusual, gross and arguably sick.

jasionox666x · 08-13-2010, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by japan4racing

gotta stand...the kawk n ballz get in the way if sitting...this is a weird conversation!

It makes for a great debate when presented to the right people.

NTMAREMACH · 08-13-2010, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acreature

Weird? Unusual, gross and arguably sick.

311-420 · 08-13-2010, 06:19 PM

How in the F would you get a good wipe standing up??? What, you stand up and drip incontinent piss all over the floor and squat like you're camping?

that was rhetorical and need not be answered. Thank you.

Locutus · 08-13-2010, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 311-420

How in the F would you get a good wipe standing up??? What, you stand up and drip incontinent piss all over the floor and squat like you're camping?

that was rhetorical and need not be answered. Thank you.

japan4racing · 08-13-2010, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 311-420

How in the F would you get a good wipe standing up??? What, you stand up and drip incontinent piss all over the floor and squat like you're camping?

that was rhetorical and need not be answered. Thank you.

ask and Ye shall receive! just stand up and wipe once from the balls back. then from top of crack to the balls once or twice and you are done. if I'm sitting my kawk and balls are in the way...you can also bring a box in the restroom with you and put your feet up on it and you will perfect the no wipe crap! knees up and squeeze! wipe and the paper is clean! look it up in YouTube!

Thunderbolt · 08-13-2010, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 311-420

How in the F would you get a good wipe standing up???

Hilarious!

24kmach · 08-13-2010, 06:55 PM

clean, is the utilization of patience and my surroundings.

1. After doing my business, I use TP... the amount and quality is not as important as you would think. Use however much and whatever kind of TP you desire until achieving initial, satisfactory results.

2. Next, depending on your location, the most important step, use water.

When I am at home, I use a designated washcloth and warm water to follow-up TP use. I simply waddle (my pants are around my ankles after all) 3 steps to the sink, saturate the washcloth in warm water (which is already warm because I turned it on mid-poo), squeeze out the cloth, and wipe.

3. Rinse and Repeat until totally clean.

All of this takes 1 extra minute at most and will leave you fresh, clean, and confident.

Note that in someone else's bathroom, at a friend's house, or public restroom you can use the same method with TP or papertowels instead of a washcloth.

If you are in a public restroom with multiple toilets and no private access to a sink with warm water, and hear me out on this, after your first wipe with TP, 1) flush it down and wait for the bowl to refill with clean water, 2) grab a handful of TP and dip it in the clean bowl to get it wet enough, 3) Follow step 3 from above.

After all is said and done, it is better than having swamp-butt and/or skid marks, and/or "funk in the trunk". If you are nervous about germs and know you won't have access to a private sink, carry wet naps with you (they fit better in pockets than butt-wipes that, for some reason, are packaged in "backpack size" only.

Your booty and boxers will thank you. After that, you can thank me

Big Ron · 08-13-2010, 06:59 PM

and I thought I was the only one!

2k4mach · 08-13-2010, 07:06 PM

i dont wipe i just sport badazz skid marks and racings stripes in my tighty whiteys

Blackpony04 · 08-13-2010, 07:11 PM

What if you lean to the left to do it? That's like half hovering, right?

falcongtho3 · 08-13-2010, 07:39 PM

Not really approproiate.

Closed.

View Poll Results: sitting or standing or both
sitting	3	33.33%
standing	5	55.56%
both	1	11.11%
Voters: 9. You may not vote on this poll

08-13-2010, 05:02 PM	#1
jasionox666x Registered User Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Horsham, PA Posts: 1,959	Do you wipe sitting or standing? Self explanatory. Lol. Just curious.

08-13-2010, 05:37 PM	#2
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08-13-2010, 05:39 PM	#3
Azure Blurr I miss my friend Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Middle Georgia Posts: 6,020	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? Can't wait to see where this winds up if "Captain" sees it! __________________ “Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward and freedom will be defended.” “We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail,” -George W. Bush

08-13-2010, 05:46 PM	#4
japan4racing not builted Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: perry ga Posts: 1,183	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? gotta stand...the kawk n ballz get in the way if sitting...this is a weird conversation! __________________ 2004 Torch Red Mach 1 - C&L cai, Kooks longtubes, Kooks o/r x-pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Roy's 1/2" spacer, FRPP aluminum d/s, FRPP 4.10's, FRPP billet F/W, Ram HDX, MGW orange handle, H&R Super Sports

08-13-2010, 05:55 PM	#5
acreature You are freaking out.... Join Date: May 2007 Location: NC Outer Banks Posts: 1,548	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? Weird? Unusual, gross and arguably sick. __________________ 2003 Azure A/T - JLT RAI - 90mm Pro-M MAF - Bassani mid-length headers - Bassani SS O/R-X - Magnaflow SS C/B - FRPP 4.10s - Ported Lower Intake PHP 3/8" Intake Spacer - PI Stallion 3000 stall - Meziere EWP - SCT Xcal2 - Eibach Pro-Kit - MM CC Plates - 314/324 rwhp/tq - Meter4it Chase Sequentials - MRT Hood Strut Kit

08-13-2010, 06:19 PM	#8
311-420 Can't be bridled Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 7,006	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? How in the F would you get a good wipe standing up??? What, you stand up and drip incontinent piss all over the floor and squat like you're camping? that was rhetorical and need not be answered. Thank you. __________________ 2004 Mach 1 #6956 5spd w/IUP Eaton swap, longtubes, built 3.73 SRA 452hp/409tq dynojet🏁

08-13-2010, 06:55 PM	#12
24kmach My First Mach, Jan. 1969 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tacoma, Washington Posts: 13,070	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? clean, is the utilization of patience and my surroundings. 1. After doing my business, I use TP... the amount and quality is not as important as you would think. Use however much and whatever kind of TP you desire until achieving initial, satisfactory results. 2. Next, depending on your location, the most important step, use water. When I am at home, I use a designated washcloth and warm water to follow-up TP use. I simply waddle (my pants are around my ankles after all) 3 steps to the sink, saturate the washcloth in warm water (which is already warm because I turned it on mid-poo), squeeze out the cloth, and wipe. 3. Rinse and Repeat until totally clean. All of this takes 1 extra minute at most and will leave you fresh, clean, and confident. Note that in someone else's bathroom, at a friend's house, or public restroom you can use the same method with TP or papertowels instead of a washcloth. If you are in a public restroom with multiple toilets and no private access to a sink with warm water, and hear me out on this, after your first wipe with TP, 1) flush it down and wait for the bowl to refill with clean water, 2) grab a handful of TP and dip it in the clean bowl to get it wet enough, 3) Follow step 3 from above. After all is said and done, it is better than having swamp-butt and/or skid marks, and/or "funk in the trunk". If you are nervous about germs and know you won't have access to a private sink, carry wet naps with you (they fit better in pockets than butt-wipes that, for some reason, are packaged in "backpack size" only. Your booty and boxers will thank you. After that, you can thank me __________________ I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Mach 1 owner since January 1969. First ride in a P51D August 28,2010. Member Based in Kent, Washington, Pacific Cascade Mustang Club is the only original Mustang club in the Puget Sound Area and according to Mustang Club of America, we are the oldest in the nation.

08-13-2010, 06:59 PM	#13
Big Ron Original 03 TR Owner Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Waco, TX Posts: 2,860	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? and I thought I was the only one!

08-13-2010, 07:06 PM	#14
2k4mach LuLz Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cedar Park, TX Posts: 19,294	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? i dont wipe i just sport badazz skid marks and racings stripes in my tighty whiteys __________________ 11 Sterling gray GT500 coupe 08 Silver Z06 1058rwhp/1073rwt @ 15psi 14 Silver Q50S Vortech blown 04 DSG Mach 1 (stolen) 03 OW Mach 1 (sitting in a field rotting away)

08-13-2010, 07:11 PM	#15
Blackpony04 Free Thanks to the Brave! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Niagara County, NY Posts: 3,220	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? What if you lean to the left to do it? That's like half hovering, right? __________________ Mark Recovering Mach Addict

08-13-2010, 07:39 PM	#16
falcongtho3 Moderating at Mach 1 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Baton Rouge, La. Posts: 16,278	Re: Do you wipe sitting or standing? Not really approproiate. Closed. __________________ Krewe de la Mach Rouge #340804 13th Mach 1 built 11/07/02 Build Date 12/13/02 Delivery

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