[HAEG]

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this Darn Mustang even with my big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, Now Rever, Now Stroker, Now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that 4 banger straining,
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third cuz now it's too late,
Just try to act cool like you can relate,
Looking up at the tail lights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all" he says in a fling,
"And you may not win any in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...I may put up a fight