Unfortunately, some guy's got this classic:
The DMV wanted to recall it, but he won it court and kept it. Turns out every time a cop wrote a ticket on a car without a plate, he'd get it!
This one's available:
I like to imagine an officer calling in this one. "10-28 and 10-29 on California Ocean Zero Ocean Hotel....I mean Ocean Zebra Edward... no, I said Zebra .. Ocean Hotel ......