Look what I found on Zac's blurb:
"About me:
I AM A KARO. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. KNOW IT. UNDERSTAND IT. I LOVE WAKING UP EARLY ON A WARM SUMMER MORNING, INDISPUTABLY HUNGOVER, DRAGGING MY FEET THROUGH THE FRESH DEW ON THE GRASS, JUST TO GET WICKED DOWN A TRAIL ON MY MOUNTAIN BIKE, ALL TO GET PUNISHED BY TREES & ROCKS. YEP THAT IS ME IN A TURTLESHELL. LOST AND CONFUSED IN A CYNICAL WORLD. NOT KNOWING MY PLACE OR PURPOSE. KNOWING THAT THERE ARE NO ANSWERS TO THESE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, BUT ONLY IMPORTANT CHOICES TO MAKE. I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 131 AND I AM VERY ARTICULATE. I AM A BIG FAN OF GOING TO THE BAR FOR A FEW DRINKS AND/OR TO SHOOT SOME POOL, OR JUST TO CATCH A LIVE SHOW OF A DECENT NON-COVER BAND. I AM ALSO VERY SARCASTIC AT TIMES. I AM NOT A FAN OF IGNORANT PEOPLE, DISRESPECTFUL PEOPLE, DISHONEST PEOPLE, OR PEOPLE THAT MAKE EXCUSES IN LIFE. I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE, SEGREGATE, DIFFERENTIATE, OR HESITATE TO GET WHAT I WANT. I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH AND WHAT IS ON MY MIND, SO BE PREPPED TO HEAR THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY
Who I'd like to meet:
I WOULD LIKE TO MEET ANYONE THAT CUTS THRU THE B.S. AND JUST SAYS WHAT ON THEIR MIND AND/OR WHAT THEY WANT, ANY SHIKSAS, AND/OR ANYONE THAT IS WILLING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND"
Now that doesn't really sound like you, does it? Especially the 131 I.Q. and articulate ?!? I believe the "I LOVE WAKING UP EARLY ON A WARM SUMMER MORNING, INDISPUTABLY HUNGOVER" part.