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Re: NASCAR thread
I was thinking about this today.
What if:
Roush, Hendrick, Penske and Evernham all got together for a Mt. Dew.
Then Bruton Smith walks in.
"Hey, how about we say "F" ASSCAR,
take our cars and sponsors, race at the tracks WE own.
Work a deal with Speed Channel to televise everything.
We will use ACTUAL STOCK bodies,no ricer fins,
run DOHC motors, and factory computer, limit the RPM's,
get Firestone and Michelin (not American, I know) to supply tires,
and NO rstrictor plates allowed.
No Foreign crap allowed either.
We'll all just not show up for a race
and let the Toilettas keep providing Brian France with BJ's
gift certifictes for that discount club."
Sign me up.
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