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I like the way you think, but I'm thinking closer to 250, and a fine for good measure...say, $10,000.

:borg:

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Fixed!

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The verdict is in,
and ASSCAR put shrub and Cousin Carl on probation for the rest of the year.
I understand Shrub, but why Carl Edwards?
ASSCAR says it's for the after race deal,
but what did Carl do that was against the rules?

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Their probably going to say he also participated by spinning Bush out of the way after Bush hit him, which is B.S. .

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ASSCAR wonders why there are empty seats, ratings are down, etc.
Gee whiz, what could it be?
It's like a monkey "doing" a football in Daytona.
Too much sushi at the meetings there recently I suspect.

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No points were taken I'm sure so as not to mess up all of NASCAR's carefully laid plans for Toyota to win the Cup this year. :crazy:

BTW, Carl did nothing wrong. Since when is turning LEFT wrong in NASCAR? :23:

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exactly, his hitting the #18 was a direct result of being hit by the #18 car







Big Ron :smokin:

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I agree .................. but had he not done it dumbo would have looked even worse and may have got some points taken away. Hard to tell with nascar these days. :crazy:

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I agree. Carl should have just waited until after the race and pushed Dumbo around a little in the pits. It seems that Nascar has no problem with letting drivers vent frustrations after a race this year. However, on the track ramming the way both of them did even though Edwards was in retaliation and understandable is not going to be tolerated and in Nascars defense justifiable.

And Dumbo wonders why he was bumped and passed. Because these guys out there on the track know that week in and week out in all three circuits, the Truck Series, Nationwide, and Sprint, Kyle is always in some kind of scrap with other drivers.

The old saying is you reap what you so. Or in the words of Shaq to Koby "how does my azz taste now". :23:

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Well...
JJ took another pole, nearly from JG, but this time it seems they've caught a 'Yota driver n between them. Sound kinky...

Not good qualifying for the Ford guys, but that'll give em a better chance to get up a good head of steam to blow past those NASCAR wanna be's that drive those brand 'X' cars...

:borg:

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I suck at this, but you get the idea...................

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...comparison.jpg

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Yeah Birdman, you do suck at that. That guy has ears that cross two state lines and you pick the one picture of him with them cropped?!?!? :23:

Edit: And are you sure that ain't Eliot Sadler? I don't think Kyle Shrub can grow facial hair!

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He glued it on,
like that one episode of Beavis and Butthead.

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er...South Park? Scott Tenerman must die! :23:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h3...y04/img_36.gif

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Well, wonder is Carl and the shrub will get into it tonight?????

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Hoping Shrub will blow up early.
Or hit the wall hard. :wings:

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Dj is kissing Toiletta's azz again.
BRB, gotta puke now.

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Yeah, I still can't believe how much of a sell-out he really was. You don't see Mark Martin whoring up Chevys. Don't get me wrong, I completely understand why both of those drivers switched manufacturers because $ is the universal language and only a complete moron wouldn't take the money and run. I just don't think DJ needs to keep playing up the hype now that he's an "objective journalist" (yeah, that's the oxymoron of the decade! :23: ).

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Let' see here, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............
I am driving a Robert Yates powered car,
and since I now suck and can't win,
I should switch to Toiletta.
Makes perfect sense.
Ned Jarrett I respect, Dale, no.

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Little Jimmy won but how?:23:

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They obviously let him use Kyles car!

:borg:

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How? because he's one of the best out there. :claus:

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Just the motor.... :23:

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No....that's not it...

:borg:

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I wonder if toyota has back down from some of the engine hp increasing tricks since the NW dyno issue???

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Notice how Jeffy, on a high speed track in a COT,
STILL cannot get a handle on the new car?
Jr. and JJ both run pretty well.
Jack Roush is right, that "some" drivers do not have the ability
to drive a poor handling, low aero car.
Same team, same car.

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Dodge has pulled financial support out of the Truck series.
The demise of ASSCAr has begun.
Way to go Brian Pansy France!!!
Keep kissin Toiletta azz!!

http://www.nascar.com/2008/news/head....ap/index.html

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I agree. It's only a matter of time before they pull out of the Nationwide and Sprint series as well. I hate Toyota on the road and I hate them on the track.

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I suspect Ford isn't too far behind. NASCAR wanted SPEC race cars and that's what they're giving us. When it's only a matter of sticker determining the differences between the cars it's time to watch something else.

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I hate to say it.. but i agree.

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I was thinking about this today.
What if:
Roush, Hendrick, Penske and Evernham all got together for a Mt. Dew.
Then Bruton Smith walks in.
"Hey, how about we say "F" ASSCAR,
take our cars and sponsors, race at the tracks WE own.
Work a deal with Speed Channel to televise everything.
We will use ACTUAL STOCK bodies,no ricer fins,
run DOHC motors, and factory computer, limit the RPM's,
get Firestone and Michelin (not American, I know) to supply tires,
and NO rstrictor plates allowed.
No Foreign crap allowed either.
We'll all just not show up for a race
and let the Toilettas keep providing Brian France with BJ's



gift certifictes for that discount club."
Sign me up.

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It's been done before (Well part of it). IRL split from CART.

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I know, it's just such a shame that Brian "Pansy" France ruined everything.

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They've been ruining it for the past 20 some years with their desire to take from one or give to another to balance the field instead of letting the best car win.

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Well,some good news.
UPS decided to dump Michael "Jap car lover" Waltrip racing.
Going to Roush next year on the 6 car.
Haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaa

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...3/IMG_1141.jpg

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That's significant news! Good for Jack! :worship:

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Perhaps Napa will wake up and remove it's name from a sub par meatball driver like Waltrip and his team. SCREW TOYOTA. Good for Roush

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Why would they? He gets more TV time every week then a lot of other drivers when he either spins out,wrecks someone, gets passed by the leader, or blows up.

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Great finish by Biffle and Edwards. Enjoyed Kyles run no end, although we could have done without JJ getting in the way of the real talented racers.

:borg:

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I was switching through channels when they said
that Shrub was having problems.
Made me want to watch.
Good job by the Roush guys today.
(some luck would have helped the 6 and 17, 26)

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Congrats to Biff, that was WAY overdue. :worship:

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I agree, great finish for Biffle and Edwards. Also agree with Kyles great run today. However, your lack of common sense has blinded you to the reality that JJ is one of the best on that track. (meant in jest)

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I'm just glad that JJ finally got a haircut...much longer and he would have been sporting a mullet. But then again, he does drive a chebby.

:borg:

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Tony drives a Toyletta and has a mullet. :23:

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We hope so,

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Like it or not, I believe Kyle will still be a threat for the championship by the end of the season. But I could be wrong.

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Rumor has it that ASSCAR is going to make truth in advertising
a staple for sponsors, drivers and owners.
This has prompted Comedy Central to buy a bankrupt investment firm
at a currently very cheap price,
and sponsor the now unsponsored Michael Waltrip Racing car.
The new sponsor?









Laughing Stock Racing.

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I hope you are wrong. But I have to agree with you, unfortunately.

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I'm sure if Kyle manages not to win the championship this year that NASCAR will 'tweak' the rules for next year...again!

:borg:

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:agree:
Dial "1-800- Japanese knee pads" for more information.