Manlaws...post your own !

[Sodbuster]

Ok the Suns lost tonight, but during a timeout I checked out the Miller Light Manlaw website.......pretty funny stuff. I came up with a few of my own :rolleyses
Sodbuster's Manlaws
1. It shall be unacceptable for a man to drive anything that resembles a "Ricer", hereforth men shall only drive V8's.
2. Men shall never say the words "cute" , "darling" or " whats the thread count of those sheets" ?

Here's the site http://www.manlaws.com/

[Sodbuster]

Sodbuster's Manlaw # 3
It is perfectly acceptable for a man to share his Whopper and fries with his dog .

[Ian0341]

No man shall knowingly use scented lotion.

[Sodbuster]

No man shall knowingly use scented lotion.
:ORANGE:

[birdman941]

No man shall refer to a hot dog as a wiener.

"Hey what did you have for lunch?"

"I had a footlong wiener".

[Mikestang]

No man should drive a car called a "probe"

[stang755]

No man should have any Barbra Streisand or any type of "show tunes" in his cd collection !

[birdman941]

No man should drive a car called a "probe"
Not even a Proctologist?

[Historian]

1 - Firmly correct anybody who refers to your truck or Mach 1 as, "pretty."

2 - Brown side out

[muddman]

no man should take any **** from his wife about upgrades ;)

[Stolen_azure]

No man should have a waiting period after receiving the clap......

[04azuremach]

No man shall ever know what the term 'metrosexual' means, much less explore metrosexuality.

[2QUICK]

That's when you have sex on the metro, right?????